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Scooby Doo taught me that the real monsters are humans. If that isn't deep, I don't know what is.
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!
Anybody tried the new Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. It tastes just like a Hot Pocket! I'm going to put my head in a microwave!
Freeze tag is a lot more fun when the other people at Kmart don't know that they're playing.
I just replaced the spray can of air freshener at the office with an air horn. And now I wait....