Apparently she's not worried that you'd ever have a snowball's chance in H-E-double hockey sticks with the lovely and semi-talented Ms. Patrick.
True dat. Even so, the Lovely and Gracious Mrs. B took over the mailbox duties when we lived in Scottsdale, because Danica lived nearby and used the same UPS Store we did.
The L&GMrsB realized I was hanging out at the UPS Store every day, longer than necessary to just pick up the mail. She decided I had other things I should be doing. As a result ... I didn't pick up the mail any more.
(Oh, yeah. Jenna Jameson used that UPS Store, too. I didn't even mind getting junk mail.)