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#1 Mercman

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:40 AM

Once again time for a dose.

 

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#2 Erik Smith

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 05:08 AM

Heehee. Thanks!

#3 gtx6970

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 05:31 AM

:D

 

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#4 pandamonium2112

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:57 AM

I found a chuckle in this one..

 

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#5 slusher

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:21 AM

those are good ones...



#6 Mercman

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:06 AM

I found a chuckle in this one..

 

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#7 Jon Cole

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:20 AM

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:21 AM

ROFLMBO! :lol:



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Posted 06 January 2013 - 07:29 AM

Now that is FUNNY!



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Posted 06 January 2013 - 03:14 PM

I love it...  hilarious.  Just wait until the next time my daughter asks where the crazy glue is........



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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:58 PM

My wife and I have been married 27 years and we still enjoy going out drinking and dancing 2 nights a week

 

 

 

 

 

 

She goes on tuesdays, I go on thursdays



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Posted 06 January 2013 - 06:15 PM

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I know that crazy glue mentality....I work in a junior high school.

 

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 06:26 PM

A dumb blonde cop pulls ove a dumb blonde speeder.

 

The dumb blonde cop says, "Let me see your ID."

 

The dumb blonde driver replies, "Sorry, I guess I left it at home." So she pulls out her mirror compact and looks at it. "But I do have this picture of me," she says as she hands the compact to the D.B. cop.

 

The D.B. cop looks at it and says, "Sorry. If I knew you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over."



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Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:59 PM

A dumb blonde cop pulls ove a dumb blonde speeder.

 

The dumb blonde cop says, "Let me see your ID."

 

The dumb blonde driver replies, "Sorry, I guess I left it at home." So she pulls out her mirror compact and looks at it. "But I do have this picture of me," she says as she hands the compact to the D.B. cop.

 

The D.B. cop looks at it and says, "Sorry. If I knew you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over."

Now only if we had a Like Like Button. I wouldn't  have to copy your post.

Just to show ya I thought it was funny.. ha ha.. ;)



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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:31 AM

LOL :lol:



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Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:40 AM

My wife and I have been married 27 years and we still enjoy going out drinking and dancing 2 nights a week
 
 
 
 
 
 
She goes on tuesdays, I go on thursdays

reminds me of an uncle of mine who tells people that he's been happily married for a year and follows that with" out of 26 years married we at least got one right" :)

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 10:46 AM

Two guys were out on the golf course on a Sunday afternoon. In the distance a funeral slowly drove past. One of the golfers put down his club, faced the funeral procession and stood in silence with his head down until the funeral procession passed.

 

"Wow," the first golfer said. "You sure have a lot of respect for the deceased!"

 

The second golfer replied, "Well... we were married for almost 30 years!"



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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

The one-pint cartons of milk at school have a series of really corny, bad, horrible jokes on them.

 

One of the little "gems" read "Why is a bowl of pasta smart?" "Because it uses its noodle."

 

I heard that once; that was enough. My precious seventh graders didn't get that.

 

So I came back with one I thought of on the fly.

 

Me: "Why is pasta like a teenager?"

 

Insipid 12-y/o: "I dunno, Mr. Larkin."

 

Me: "It's all ziti". (pronounce it "zitty").

 

Those who got it almost fell out of their seats laughing.

 

Those that didn't...the look on their face was priceless. I love giving it back to them when I can.

 

Charlie Larkin



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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:27 PM

Thanks, Charlie. I can never look at a plate of ziti again...  :lol:



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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:52 PM

Two guys were out on the golf course on a Sunday afternoon. In the distance a funeral slowly drove past. One of the golfers put down his club, faced the funeral procession and stood in silence with his head down until the funeral procession passed.

 

"Wow," the first golfer said. "You sure have a lot of respect for the deceased!"

 

The second golfer replied, "Well... we were married for almost 30 years!"

 

 

hey now, dont be to rough on those elderly married couples

why, just the other day me and the wifey had diner with a couple from our church who had been married for the better half of a century

while we were having diner i noticed the husband kept using terms of endearment...constantly

every time he adressed his wife it was huney, sweetie or pooky

after dinner the women cleared the table and disapeared into the kitchen to make some coffee

i commented on how impressed i was he kept the flame going all these years and still kept using those terms for her

he looked over his shoulder to make sure the kitchen door was closed

leanen in

and said, sonnie, i'd love to call her by her first name but i forget it over 15 years ago