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I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before


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get a flea collar any brand...cut it into 6" pieces...you should get 3 pieces out of a collar...put 1 piece into your vacuum bag or cansiter ..store the rest in a ziplock bag....replace it everytime you change your bag or empty the canister...it will kill any fleas you suck up...flea spray the cat...no help w/the mayo ..except maybe make your own....i sometimes do..not hard just takes a little extra time..much cheaper and better for you

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I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before

Sounds like a Country song. Nice start anyway. :lol:

No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat.

Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song.

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No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat.

Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song.

I seem to recall a Kieth Urban song, something about "take the cat but, leave my sweater." But you are probably right most of the time you would keep the dog in a Country song.

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My brother has this neat book entitled "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

I'll have to borrow it and share some of its wisdom.

I seem to recall that one of the uses was "potholders"....

I was thinking boot liners or earmuffs if the creature ever expires, but she'll most likely outlive me.

I like pie.

....mmmmm....pie.......

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Hey! Safflower oil mayonnaise! It's the only kind I use as I hate and won't eat the soybean oil laden stuff! What processed soy can do to folks with weight problems (especially men), can make your hair stand on end. :o

Try aioli. Mmm mmm good. Better for ya, too. Olive oil based, contains omega3 fatty acids.

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