Gregg Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Early, Late, who's counting? I'm trying to get ready for Monterey Historics. Fly out Friday night, red eye, all day at track, live jazz Saturday night in San Fran, fly home Sunday.... I know, wah, wah, wah...... I didn't bust my okole for the past ten years for nothing, now, did I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Isn't that ukeleli? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horsepower Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yad think that after 37 years witha real blue eyed blond I'da heard that one. When I tell it to her she WON'T be happy(she HATES Blonde jokes) but thats ok cuz I like em! Like he said! (will be 36 years in November, all to the same woman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Well, well...looks like I fooled a good chunk of you guys! It's REAL! The next ROM coming MONDAY! And until then, one last laff: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead had entered a 100 meter breast-stroke swimming race. "Remember ladies...breast stroke only. Anything else will be considered cheating", the starter reminded them. "On your marks, get set...GO!" The starter shot his pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water, followes a few seconds later by the redhead. About twenty minutes later, the blonde finally emerged. They awarded the gold medal to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the bronze medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 OK Harry,It's 10:40 Deeetroit time, Enuff of the joke o' the day, time to get back to work! Wheres my latest edition of RoM? I'm JONESIN Harry, don't play me like this, it HURTS man, I NEEEDS IT !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Duuuuhhhhh!!!!,Sorry bout that chief.I'm OK now.( sometimes I gets kinda shakey!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Try to keep up with the tour group, George.. I'll have to dig up a real good ROM for Monday...just for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Survive Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Woohoo 2 for 2. Gimmie a good one on monday Harry. Real quick also, A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He says "ARRRR I'd like a beer." Bartender says " Sure thing buddy but did you know you had a steering wheel on you crotch?" Pirate says " ARRRR I know, its been drivin' me nuts all day" -Will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Will, Does your ol man know your tellin these corny jokes?! An don't tell me HE told you THIS one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrObsessive Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Will, Does your ol man know your tellin these corny jokes?! An don't tell me HE told you THIS one! I was right! The bumper bolts were the giveaway for me..............a lot of modelers don't add them, and the chrome was just too perfect! I think this may be the most replies you've gotten for ROM Harry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 I was right! I think this may be the most replies you've gotten for ROM Harry! Gotta be the jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Naw Harry, you just attract em, Must be your MAGNETIC personality!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62SS Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Aw Rats! You got me this time Harry. But wait till next week.......... Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick F40 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Early, Late, who's counting? I'm trying to get ready for Monterey Historics. Fly out Friday night, red eye, all day at track, live jazz Saturday night in San Fran, fly home Sunday.... I know, wah, wah, wah...... I didn't bust my okole for the past ten years for nothing, now, did I? WHAT???? You are so lucky, I envy you Gregg.................................you suck! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdrodder Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 ah he finaly beat me. I guess that it did have that certain part in real. Well great job herry you beat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zebm1 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Hehehehe...Zeb scores again....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 HHHarrrry, It'ssss MMMMMondy, I NEENDS my fix DDDDude! HHHhooookme up, It s gggggettin to mmmme mmmmman! GGGGgimmmme MMMy sssssttttuffff! It's Huuurrrtin MMMan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonova Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 YAY!!!!!!!! I got another one right!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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