67 replies to this topic

[george 53]

Clay I LOVED that one! I'm REALLY gonna get a good one for this!!!!

[Clay]

A blonde goes to the doctor for a check up.

He tells her shes pregnant.

She says, "Oh my God! Is it mine?"

[george 53]

you guys are gonna get me KILLED!!!! I luv it!!!

[Harry P.]

Ok, last one, I promise...

A blonde was taking helicopter flying lessons, and finally it was time for her first solo flight.

She took off in the helicopter, while her instructor stayed on the ground watching. After several minutes the helicopter's rotor stopped spinning, and it fell to the ground.

Horrified, the instructor jumped into his car and drove to the crash site. Miraculously, the blonde was unhurt.

"What happened???!!!", cried the instructor. "Did you have engine problems?"

"No", replied the blonde. "But I was getting chilly, so I turned the fan off"...

[Harry P.]

I can't help myself...gotta post a few more.

How about a few good old bartender jokes?

Horse walks into a bar. Says the bartender, "Hey buddy...why the long face?"


A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here". The rope steps outside, ties himself into a knot and frays his ends so they're all messy looking, and walks back in. "Hey", the bartender says, "Aren't you the same rope that was just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot!"


A sandwich walks into a bar. "Sorry", says the bartender. "We don't serve food here!"


A set of jumper cables walks into a bar, and says loudly to the bartender, "Gimme a beer!" The bartender looks at him with squinty eyes. "Ok, I'll serve you...but don't you go and try to start something!"


A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this...some kind of joke?"


And finally...a guy sits down at the bar, orders a beer, and a few minutes later he hears a voice: "Hey buddy, nice tie". The guy looks around, sees he's sitting alone, and continues with his beer. "Hey, buddy, I like your haircut". Once again, the guy looks up, sees he's alone, and continues with his beer. "Hey buddy...that's a real nice watch". Now the guy is freaked out and calls the bartender over. "I'm all alone here, but I keep hearing a voice saying nice things about me", he says to the bartender. "Oh yeah", replies the bartender. "That's our peanuts...they're complimentary!"

Edited by harrypri, 13 August 2008 - 05:19 PM.

[Nick F40]

ohhh for cryin out loud

[Gregg]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this...some kind of joke?"

Sorry, I don't get this one.




Here you go, an old one.

Two blondes walk into a bar... You think one of them would have seen it.

Sorry, that was LAME!!!!!!

;-)


Don't get me started on lawyer jokes

[Clay]

Wow, this has gone from ROM to jokes galor

[Gregg]

Watch that poty mouth, I will send you to your room....

Heh, I was blonde, but I quit!

[Clay]

I am blonde, and my wife is blonde, my son is blonde, and i am pretty sure my daughter will be blonde.

Up kinda late/early arent we Gregg?

[Gregg]

Early, Late, who's counting?

I'm trying to get ready for Monterey Historics.
Fly out Friday night, red eye, all day at track, live jazz Saturday night in San Fran, fly home Sunday....

I know, wah, wah, wah......

I didn't bust my okole for the past ten years for nothing, now, did I?

[george 53]

Isn't that ukeleli?

[horsepower]

Yad think that after 37 years witha real blue eyed blond I'da heard that one. When I tell it to her she WON'T be happy(she HATES Blonde jokes) but thats ok cuz I like em!

Like he said! (will be 36 years in November, all to the same woman)

[Harry P.]

Well, well...looks like I fooled a good chunk of you guys!

It's REAL!

The next ROM coming MONDAY! And until then, one last laff:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead had entered a 100 meter breast-stroke swimming race.

"Remember ladies...breast stroke only. Anything else will be considered cheating", the starter reminded them. "On your marks, get set...GO!"

The starter shot his pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming.

A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water, followes a few seconds later by the redhead.

About twenty minutes later, the blonde finally emerged.

They awarded the gold medal to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.

As they placed the bronze medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms."

[george 53]

OK Harry,It's 10:40 Deeetroit time, Enuff of the joke o' the day, time to get back to work! Wheres my latest edition of RoM? I'm JONESIN Harry, don't play me like this, it HURTS man, I NEEEDS IT !!!!!

[george 53]

Duuuuhhhhh!!!!,Sorry bout that chief.I'm OK now.( sometimes I gets kinda shakey!)

[Harry P.]

Try to keep up with the tour group, George..

I'll have to dig up a real good ROM for Monday...just for you!

[Willy Survive]

Woohoo 2 for 2. Gimmie a good one on monday Harry. Real quick also, A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He says "ARRRR I'd like a beer." Bartender says " Sure thing buddy but did you know you had a steering wheel on you crotch?" Pirate says " ARRRR I know, its been drivin' me nuts all day" -Will

[george 53]

Will, Does your ol man know your tellin these corny jokes?! An don't tell me HE told you THIS one!

[MrObsessive]

Will, Does your ol man know your tellin these corny jokes?! An don't tell me HE told you THIS one!

I was right!

The bumper bolts were the giveaway for me..............a lot of modelers don't add them, and the chrome was just too perfect!

I think this may be the most replies you've gotten for ROM Harry!