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[Danno]

Apparently she's not worried that you'd ever have a snowball's chance in H-E-double hockey sticks with the lovely and semi-talented Ms. Patrick.

True dat. Even so, the Lovely and Gracious Mrs. B took over the mailbox duties when we lived in Scottsdale, because Danica lived nearby and used the same UPS Store we did.

The L&GMrsB realized I was hanging out at the UPS Store every day, longer than necessary to just pick up the mail. She decided I had other things I should be doing. As a result ... I didn't pick up the mail any more.

(Oh, yeah. Jenna Jameson used that UPS Store, too. I didn't even mind getting junk mail.)

[jeffs396]

(Oh, yeah. Jenna Jameson used that UPS Store, too. I didn't even mind getting junk mail.)

Talk about packaging!

[Harry P.]

Funny you mention JJ. She was just fined $100,000 here by a judge for not showing up for a court date regarding a lawsuit involving a movie of hers and a local theater. Her excuse was that she was too sick to show up in court.

The only problem with that was that she was spotted partying the very next night.

The judge was not amused.

[martinfan5]

True dat. Even so, the Lovely and Gracious Mrs. B took over the mailbox duties when we lived in Scottsdale, because Danica lived nearby and used the same UPS Store we did.

The L&GMrsB realized I was hanging out at the UPS Store every day, longer than necessary to just pick up the mail. She decided I had other things I should be doing. As a result ... I didn't pick up the mail any more.

(Oh, yeah. Jenna Jameson used that UPS Store, too. I didn't even mind getting junk mail.)

You guys want to know the scary thing

He is not joking

[Danno]

You guys want to know the scary thing

He is not joking

True dat.

[blunc]

hmmmm... Danno must live or hang out in Snobsdale.

[Danno]

hmmmm... Danno must live or hang out in Snobsdale.

Once did. Got tired of paying extra for the zip code. No more. Now all the East Valley crew thinks I live in Flagstaff. Sheesh.

[blunc]

South-Flagstaff is just north of Phoenix...right?

[Danno]

South-Flagstaff is just north of Phoenix...right?

10-4. But not as far north as Black Canyon City ... or even Anthem.

[Agent G]

Flagstaff is still closer than Henderson!

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[LDO]

I think we should get a pool going on when Danica will peel & reveal for Mr. Hefner's fine publication. I think it will happen. Plot career/fame vs age and those two lines meet somewhere.

[Agent G]

I think we should get a pool going on when Danica will peel & reveal for Mr. Hefner's fine publication. I think it will happen. Plot career/fame vs age and those two lines meet somewhere.

I am NOT going to say what I'm thinking. Nonononononononononono



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[Harry P.]

I think we should get a pool going on when Danica will peel & reveal for Mr. Hefner's fine publication. I think it will happen.

She's missing a couple of key attributes...

[martinfan5]

She's missing a couple of key attributes...

Warning, what I am about to post, may be considered wrong on so many levels, read at your own risk









But she has one key attribute to make up for it

Edited by martinfan5, 14 November 2012 - 04:33 PM.

[blunc]

... she's a little busy right now, but she's gonna get back to me.

Did ya invite her to the show this weekend?

[warra48]

She's missing a couple of key attributes...

Nothing wrong with small scale models. Big is not always better.

[gtx6970]

Nothing wrong with small scale models. Big is not always better.

That was some funny chit

ps, we think alike btw.

Edited by gtx6970, 15 November 2012 - 09:52 AM.

[Agent G]

Nonononononononononono I wont say it.........................................




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[Harry P.]

Nothing wrong with small scale models. Big is not always better.

I agree in principle, but I think there are certain "minimum standards" demanded by Mr. Hefner's publication...

[Danno]

Why do the recent posts to this thread make me think ...









Showgurlz!