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Started by Agent G, Dec 21 2012 04:16 PM

Goofy Mayans

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#1 Agent G

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:16 PM

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:33 PM

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:43 PM

I just saw a Mayan walk out of a 7-11 store...with a six pack of beer.....i tried to follow him but he vanished....

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:18 PM

I just saw a Mayan walk out of a 7-11 store...with a six pack of beer.....i tried to follow him but he vanished....

thumbs up on this one !!!!

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:51 PM

I think they forgot to carry the 1...

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:56 PM

It's just possible...that there was only one Mayan guy who made calendars...and today is the anniversary of his death.

(Mayan king) "Anyone else know how to make these things?...anyone?"

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:06 AM

my boss had a good explation for this whole confusion

he actually is brazilian and he knows this lady who is mayan

well, her mothers mother spoke mayan and she had explained to her how the mayan word for "world" is very similair to the mayan world for "twinkie"

well, over the years the prohpecy has been copied so many times that "twinkie" got accidentilly turned into "world"

they never prophecied the end of the world

they prophecied the end of the twinkie

and...they were right

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:40 AM

i think they just forgot to finish the calender...

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#9 Danno

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:58 AM

You have to remember ... the guys who made the calendar were Mayan government workers. Back about 250 BC, when they got the calendar done all the way to 2012 they decided to not bother going any longer and kicked back. They rationalized, "Hey, 2000 years from now, who's gonna care?"

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 05:32 AM

I posted this in "weeklt humor" but it fits better here.

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:16 AM

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#12 impcon

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 08:27 AM

One of the best threads ever.. http://www.google.ca...7&bpcl=40096503

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:21 PM

Between the shootings in Connecticut and the end of the world silliness, there were enough panicked kids so the City decided to post a cop at each school- sometimes presence can be calming.

When, at the end of the day nothing had happened, we ended up walking out at about the same time.

Me: Well, no Earth-consuming fireball and no wackos coming to shoot up the place. Could've been worse.

Him: Yep, today goes in the plus column.

I did, however, hear mumbling about the vocational high school being evacuated due to a bomb threat or something, but haven't been able to confirm this as of yet.

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