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#1 Ace-Garageguy

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:09 AM

That's all. Just thought I'd try the totally-off-topic-experience to see what kind of a rush I got. :mellow:

 

 

It was disappointing. :(


Edited by Ace-Garageguy, 09 May 2013 - 05:11 AM.


#2 Danno

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:16 AM

Maybe if you put dollar-store mayonnaise substitute on the cat, it would rid her of the fleas! 

 

Oh.  And, yeah . . . Get some sleep.   :)



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:35 AM

get a flea collar any brand...cut it into 6" pieces...you should get 3 pieces out of a collar...put 1 piece into your vacuum bag or cansiter ..store the rest in a ziplock bag....replace it everytime you change your bag or empty the canister...it will kill any fleas you suck up...flea spray the cat...no help w/the mayo ..except maybe make your own....i sometimes do..not hard just takes a little extra time..much cheaper and better for you



#4 Rob Hall

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 05:38 AM

I don't like mayonaisse.  I don't have cats.   But I do give my dogs a monthly flea and tick treatment...I use Bio Spot, they make it for cats also I believe.  



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 07:32 AM

1. Take a nap.

2. Get a dog.

3. Switch to mustard, it's better for you.

 

You're welcome...  :P



#6 hvymtl

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 08:37 AM

Thanks ^^^^^^^^^ needed that info and the laugh .

either feast or famine here at work .

 

 

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 09:28 AM

Relevant

 



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 10:17 AM

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#9 Jon Cole

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:16 AM

Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling.



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:24 AM

Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling.

 

Of course, the problem with Chinese bat poop is that you're hungry again an hour later...



#11 Tom Geiger

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:28 AM

See I told ya we needed a special cat category!



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:33 AM

Hey! Safflower oil mayonnaise! It's the only kind I use as I hate and won't eat the soybean oil laden stuff! What processed soy can do to folks with weight problems (especially men), can make your hair stand on end. :o

 

 



#13 Ace-Garageguy

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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:56 AM

Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling.

 

Yes, but then we have the potential quality issues of CHINESE bat poop. I mean, how do we KNOW it's the real thing ?? Might be Chinese bat poop-like-soybean-substitute.



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 11:59 AM

Maybe if you put dollar-store mayonnaise substitute on the cat, it would rid her of the fleas! 

 

 

Or maybe dollar-store Chinese bat poop substitute. That oughta do it.



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 12:04 PM

I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before

Sounds like a Country song.  Nice start anyway. :lol:



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 12:23 PM

I find some lavender water in my bath to be quite refreshing

 



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 12:31 PM

I like pie.



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 01:00 PM

I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before

Sounds like a Country song.  Nice start anyway. :lol:

 

 

 

No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat. 

 

Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song.



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 01:17 PM

 

 

No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat. 

 

Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song.

I seem to recall a Kieth Urban song, something about "take the cat but, leave my sweater."  But you are probably right most of the time you would keep the dog in a Country song.



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 02:16 PM

My brother has this neat book entitled "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

I'll have to borrow it and share some of its wisdom.

I seem to recall that one of the uses was "potholders"....