"Plus if you have a USPS account you get a discount printing your own postage"
USPS took away the discount for printing your own postage a couple months ago. It costs just as much to ship from home now as it does to take it to the PO and ship. The only thing you save now is time, but you have the added expense of printing.
It will be a little later this afternoon before I'll get to do any digging. If you want to work out a deal with the other Jeff before I get back to you go ahead as he sounded like he had parts in hand.
Dave, That addresses the problem of ghosting on the top side, but still leaves the outline of the cut pattern on the bottom side of the hood, which to me is almost unrepairable. A template or even a second hood with the cutout already done would be the ultimate solution.