olsbooks Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 (edited) Just want to read some of the clever wit from this crew. Here is a starter 1. It is okay to openly gawk at other models. Edited November 19, 2018 by olsbooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89AKurt Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 2. You can have more than one relationship. (Work In Progress) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrObsessive Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Models don't give you no back talk! Nor do they complain about what they're going to wear (paint), where they're going (the shelf), or how much money you're going to spend on 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirewriter Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 (edited) You can upgrade them or get rid of them if you lose interest Oh and they generally look better the older they get. (Although the misses is aging far more gracefully than I am) Edited November 19, 2018 by Phirewriter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1930fordpickup Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 (edited) We know the cost going in, They are more valuable the older they get. They never ask for diamonds. You can have dozens and it is not a crime. Swapping with your buddy is not looked down on. Edited November 19, 2018 by 1930fordpickup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Never had a model ask me if its butt looks fat, or stay out all night and then try to pacify me with some lame baloney about crashing with a "girlfriend", or later, give me an STD. Never had one run off with Raul-the-pool-boy, and then shack up with a lawyer and try to take me for half of everything I had. Never had a model call me an egotistical know-it-all pr... when I told it the stuff it brought back from the "expert" tool doofus at Home Depot was all wrong, or when I patiently explained how the "mechanic" it took its car to had just screwed it out of $750 for entirely unnecessary repairs. Never had a model embarrass me in a restaurant by sending the food back repeatedly when there was nothing wrong with the food, but there WAS a desperate need to be the cause of ongoing drama and the constant center of attention. Never had a model get drunk, flirt shamelessly with everyone in a jazz club, and on the way home, stand up in the seat of my Jag, hanging out the sunroof, and take its top off in front of a cop. Should I continue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrObsessive Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: Never had a model ask me if its butt looks fat Bill, I'm at work right now and seeing that comment literally had me bursting out laughing! Here's another one you won't ever have a model car ask..........."I'm I as fat as that lady?" Honey, if you have to ask............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirewriter Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 (edited) Jeez Bill, and I thought wife number 1 was aaah, crazy!?! Been there seen that! At least she didn't get my models, motorcycles, guns or guitars in the divorce. And I did get a wonderful daughter who's nothing like her mother. Edited November 19, 2018 by Phirewriter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, MrObsessive said: Honey, if you have to ask............... My favorite line when some woman asked me "do these pants make my butt look fat?" and I deadpanned "it's not the pants". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrObsessive Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: My favorite line when some woman asked me "do these pants make my butt look fat?" and I deadpanned "it's not the pants". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disabled modeler Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 There is no safe answer to that question....LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olsbooks Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share Posted November 19, 2018 (edited) Plastic surgery is cheap, done at my insistence, and my airbrush is being used for what it was created for. Oh, and it doesn't care if I leave the toilet seat up or re purpose kitchen utensils. Best of all, it is always the model, paint, or glue that are in the wrong. It's never my fault. Edited November 19, 2018 by olsbooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxer Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Ace has trouble with both relationships ... Builds and Babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxer Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I had to go back and read the question again ... I have control down in the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said: My favorite line when some woman asked me "do these pants make my butt look fat?" and I deadpanned "it's not the pants". I say, "I think perhaps you have mixed up 'cause' and 'effect.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I've never had a model ask me, "Should I wear THIS paint or THIS paint," and then, if I make a choice, go paint itself the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjim Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 You guys are hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrObsessive Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Models won't complain how many there are of them. You can have as many you want and you'll hear nary a whimper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantrix Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Models have never put me in bankruptcy court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 38 minutes ago, Jantrix said: Models have never put me in bankruptcy court. Or run up my credit card, and then hid the bills and denied they did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Foxer said: Ace has trouble with both relationships ... Builds and Babes "Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?" From Andrea del Sarto, by Robert Browning Edited November 19, 2018 by Ace-Garageguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxer Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: "Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?" From Andrea del Sarto, by Robert Browning X2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornpatch Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 can't tell you not tonight, I have a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Cornpatch said: can't tell you not tonight, I have a headache No, but I've had plenty of them give ME headaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
restoman Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 When you're tired of a model you can ignore it or put it away. Models don't mind when your hands are all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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