unclescott58 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Funny stuff. It's always good to retain a sense of humor in trying times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Those are hilarious! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 I really wanted to post this one with the original ones above. But I'm not so sure how proper it is. If it is not. I'm okay with it being pulled from here. If it is okay, I hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Brian Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 That last one also may help with maintaining social distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete J. Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 One of my favorites.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 The thing I'm having the most trouble with is the "Don't touch your face" warning. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pick your nose without touching your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Remember what older generations did for toilet paper any paper they could find. My dad was born in 1917 in south east Kentucky and I remember his stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, slusher said: Remember what older generations did for toilet paper any paper they could find. My dad was born in 1917 in south east Kentucky and I remember his stories... The Lovely Mrs. Snake wouldn't let me throw away last Sunday's Washington Post when I was finished with it. I said, "But wouldn't using it for that be redundant?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 31 minutes ago, Snake45 said: The Lovely Mrs. Snake wouldn't let me throw away last Sunday's Washington Post when I was finished with it. I said, "But wouldn't using it for that be redundant?" I might still use the Washington post for that. But the New York Times? These days, I wouldn't even use it to line the cat's box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteski Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 2:01 PM, Fat Brian said: That last one also may help with maintaining social distance. Or a very close contact, with a possible blood spill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Brian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, slusher said: Remember what older generations did for toilet paper any paper they could find. My dad was born in 1917 in south east Kentucky and I remember his stories... My grandmother used to tell us about how they used the Sears catalog when she was young in the 30s and when it ran out it was corn cobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat32 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Social distancing could be easier if everybody stopped using deodorant, mouthwash and breath mints. Couldn't hurt to dress like the homeless either. I'll miss shaking hands with the Vets I run across. I wonder how long it'll be before someone creates a phart app for smartphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Fat Brian said: My grandmother used to tell us about how they used the Sears catalog when she was young in the 30s and when it ran out it was corn cobs. I was told the same thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Here's two more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermann Kersten Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Here is 2 memes, Crazy times we are living in. I used to cough to hide a fart. Now I fart to hide a cough. Hermann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 3/28/2020 at 7:21 PM, slusher said: Remember what older generations did for toilet paper any paper they could find. My dad was born in 1917 in south east Kentucky and I remember his stories... Probably the same thing Dad did growing up in the 40's, just had to make sure not to use the shiny pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 1:01 PM, Fat Brian said: That last one also may help with maintaining social distance. On 3/28/2020 at 8:04 PM, peteski said: Or a very close contact, with a possible blood spill. And when my last job ended, that's why I left my keys on the counter while the store owner watched then walked away. Didn't want to flip that switch, but at least the customer he was working with at the time was an offduty paramedic (and somebody I had worked at Toys "R" Us when he was a teen) if there had been issues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerS Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 My son's school continued the free lunch program for the kids who normally would have received it during school year. There was the usual debate on how to pass it out safely and the wife nixed my idea.......t-shirt cannon! I'm thinking they can package it up in a brown paper bag....gas it up & squeeze the trigger.....Boom! If they let the high school QB do it, he can get that timing down and keep the traffic flowing without stoppage. Now I have to keep tabs on my teenager as I can see him trying this with a potato gun to prove it can be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteski Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 24 minutes ago, HomerS said: My son's school continued the free lunch program for the kids who normally would have received it during school year. There was the usual debate on how to pass it out safely and the wife nixed my idea.......t-shirt cannon! I'm thinking they can package it up in a brown paper bag....gas it up & squeeze the trigger.....Boom! If they let the high school QB do it, he can get that timing down and keep the traffic flowing without stoppage. Now I have to keep tabs on my teenager as I can see him trying this with a potato gun to prove it can be done! That sounds like god and fun solution (as long as any liquids are securely packed), but it is not just the direct close contact we have to worry about. The bag itself, or even the items inside the bag could have been handled by somebody who was unaware the have the virus. If you think about all the items we touch every minute, it is impossible to be totally safe. Even that important hand washing: Lets say you do have some viruses on your hands you turn the faucet handle to get the water flowing, then you wash your hands, and then shut off the faucet. Your hands are clean now, but then you touch the faucet handle which you previously touched with your virus-covered hands! So the entire washing exercise was for nothing. This is just one of many examples of how it is impossible to keep yourself virus-free (unless you live like the boy in a bubble). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerS Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I'm in commercial real estate and my favorite is the restroom: Touchless faucet Touchless soap Touchless air hand dryer Now grab the restroom door handle to exit So close........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteski Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, HomerS said: I'm in commercial real estate and my favorite is the restroom: Touchless faucet Touchless soap Touchless air hand dryer Now grab the restroom door handle to exit So close........ Exactly! See what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, HomerS said: I'm in commercial real estate and my favorite is the restroom: Touchless faucet Touchless soap Touchless air hand dryer Now grab the restroom door handle to exit So close........ I have a napkin in my pocket or get one for opening public bathroom doors then use sanitizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutalform Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 3:10 PM, Snake45 said: The thing I'm having the most trouble with is the "Don't touch your face" warning. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pick your nose without touching your face? Haha. And now you have to wash your hands for twenty seconds BEFORE you pick yourself a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutalform Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 15 hours ago, slusher said: I have a napkin in my pocket or get one for opening public bathroom doors then use sanitizer. My rubber gloves are being used for a lot more now, than just painting models. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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