One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Practical is something of a lost character trait these days.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Days of Future Passed has been one of my favorite albums for decades.

[Tom Geiger]

Decades go by and model projects sit dormant in their boxes 📦 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Boxes in the attic are often the final resting place of broken dreams.

[JollySipper]

Dreams are what inspired a lot of Salvador Dali's artwork.....

[1972coronet]

Artwork is the result of an unstable individual

( props to @Ace-Garageguyfor mentioning one of the best albums ever created  )

[89AKurt]

3 hours ago, NOBLNG said:

((This is not the “Once upon a time”…..add three words game. The sentence doesn’t necessarily need to make sense, but it DOES have to be a sentence.😕))

(( I like the challenge ... )) 🤪

[NOBLNG]

Individual folks who won’t follow the rules should be ignored.

[Rob Hall]

Ignored projects can end up forgotten.

[Smoke Wagon]

Forgotten were the ways of the toothbrush, with only a fish and marbles to prove that twenty five mangoes did in fact subvert the Apollo missions by splashing coffee onto projector screens, resulting in incoherent babbling registered in the form of a long-winded sentence that, to the dismay (and perhaps even discouragement) of the next person to add to this list, ends in the word fighter. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fighter aircraft based on carriers and built by our inscrutable friends in the Far East have seemed to be having difficulty achieving flight with full fuel and weapons loads.

Edited July 13, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[misterNNL]

Loads of styrene have finally been off loaded from trans oceanic ships long-awaited from months untold adrift in oceans far afield and will soon be destined for hobby shop shelves that have laid barren  and dust covered since time longer than human memories combined can fathom.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Fathom that" she said with an oh-so-superior sneer, not realizing I too knew the word could be used as a verb.

[1972coronet]

"Verb, as in verbatim", is the fashion in which the judge requested the witness to describe the double-entendres he was employing.

[Classicgas]

Employing your talent can result in a nicely built model.

[Smoke Wagon]

Model of the U.S.S. Bluebell in hand, Colonel Sanders explained in detail to the board of executives the relevance of juicing grapes in regard to the construction of preformed mortar bricks and KFC gravy. 

Edited July 14, 2022 by Smoke Wagon
Beat to the punch and had to change the beginning word.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gravy...yes please!

[Smoke Wagon]

Please don’t take this the wrong way, but weeds growing in the yard don’t have anything to do with the geopolitical climate of the Gulf of Mexico, and quite frankly it’s ridiculous to suggest that antelopes eat pumpkin seeds without first running twelve laps around the nearest condominium, especially without wearing the sacred garments passed down by their forefathers, of whom were responsible for the invention of the cheese grader, ultimately leading the the Industrial Revolution.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Revolution simply for the sake of revolution...without having any understanding of what's being revolted against...seems to be much of today's game plan.

Edited July 14, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
Just being nice

[Smoke Wagon]

Plan for battle drawn in the dirt, the weary soldiers of the Great Grape Empire enveloped around it, whilst the lead general started up the engine on his hot air balloon, intent on dropping slices of pineapple pizza on enemy forces below the canopy of bubblegum trees, which not coincidentally, are only indigenous to the southwestern region of Chile, not to be confused with Bob Saget’s lawn mowing business, which was secretly a front for the seedy and questionably legal operations of Maytag, one of the more well-known brands of appliances, particularly washers and dryers, but that point is irrelevant to the fact that the consumption of carrots doesn't improve eyesight as much the intake of corn, a plant that can’t reproduce naturally on its own.

[ChrisBcritter]

Own up to your myriad errors; won't make you feel better, but might give your audience some cheap laughs at your expense.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Expense accounts are among the perks I've missed since walking away from a white-collar profession.

[Smoke Wagon]

Profession of one’s personal beliefs aside, it cannot be denied that Garfield (the cat, not the former U.S. president) is in fact a ruthless war criminal, hellbent on not only the destruction of Mondays, but also the mass integration of the color magenta being used in industrial settings, which could quite possibly result in the refusal of nuclear power being utilized in the process of microwaving potatoes imported from the beaches of Nebraska, a little-known ocean state in the territory of the northern peninsula of Australia.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Australia folks be upside-down.

[misterNNL]

Down side up seems to be a new normal in a lot of things once taken for granted. Is everything now in retrograde?