JollySipper Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Say you wanted to give someone a gift. Not just any gift, though, but something that would wreak havoc on their daily lives........ What would you gift them? Me? I would give them a bull terrier puppy......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterNNL Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Chronic diarrhea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 "Smart" phone, with all the apps I could load on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodent Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Their first model car kit and a lifetime subscription to MCM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plastic trucker Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 the ex wife 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYLIBUD Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 20 minutes ago, plastic trucker said: the ex wife Ha,I was just about to say,a woman,Ah Ha.🤣U beat me to it.Good answer 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSheep214 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 My son is a good level headed kid but since you asked I'd say... Spoiled kids who feel they're entitled to everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted February 4, 2023 Author Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Snake45 said: "Smart" phone, with all the apps I could load on it. and ALL of the notifications turned on........... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1972coronet Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 An Alexa which only gives 'answers' in Olde Latin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 cats with their tails tied together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Give their kid a drum set. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike 1017 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 A box full of sewer rats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSheep214 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 4 hours ago, ChrisBcritter said: Give their kid a drum set. Winner winner chicken dinner... ROFLMAO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 I would give them a timeshare condo in Aspin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterNNL Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Did you say asprin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 A lifetime subscription to the jelly of the month club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 A 1000 piece scenery puzzle wit 2 pieces missing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, slusher said: A 1000 piece scenery puzzle wit 2 pieces missing! how about the same puzzle with one corner from another puzzle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSheep214 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Cancel / cancel all their credit cards and bank accounts. Hardwire all the cable channels to a 24 hour Richard Simmons Fitness show. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerS Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Friends did it to their neighbor when they were on a cruise. Went in and loosened every light bulb so none of the fixtures would turn on. Everything else electrical was working fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I filled my friend toilet cystern with jello when i was watching his dog. I also left an inch of cold water on top so it all looked right when he couldn't get it to flush. Apparently the plumber had never seen it before. The same time I also scanned every photo with him in it, that was in the house and replaced him with me, even his work id got done. He was finding them for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 A fancy new watch, with the alarms pre-set, but without the instruction manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSheep214 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, iamsuperdan said: A fancy new watch, with the alarms pre-set, but without the instruction manual. Do one better.... instruction manual only in Chinese or Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 A pair of shoes for the same foot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Irritable Bowel Syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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