Howard Cohen Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 ...reasons why we never seem to get that model built...there is always something, isn't there... ...I found a tape of the lost episode of Batman! ...my car ran out of gas on the way to buy paint! ...my wife gave me a new honey-do list! ...my dog ate the kit! ...my cat ate the kit! ...my kid ate the kit! ...I super-glued my fingers together...again! ...I spilled beer on the instruction sheet! ...my girlfriend dropped by while my wife was away! ...I dropped a part on the shag carpet, bent over to look for it, and wrenched my back! ...I was playing with the grandkids when one of them stepped on the body! ...as I was spraying paint, the sheriff entered and arrested me for using hazardous materials! ...the neighbour's kid stole all my aerosols and sprayed graffiti on the police station and I got arrested! ...I lost control of my car on the way to the hobby shop and got arrested. Who knew you couldn't sand body filler while driving! ...I farted and the smell knocked me out! ...the cat coughed up a furball on my fresh paint...I ain't touchin' it! ...my boss called and after 7 years of being on layoff, I finally got called back to work! Just as I was starting the model! ...I forgot how to build! ...I can't find my glasses! And without my glasses, I can't see to find my glasses! ...I'm a klutz and I mistakenly painted the windows! ...I could go on for a long time...there's always something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Moparman Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I stepped on a knife blade while going to paint the model...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnny Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Actually my Grandaughter ate it! But thanks to Chuck Most I got a new car body so I can finish it , someday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie8575 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Yep.... Charlie Larkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Custom Hearse Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I put the kit back in the box and accidentally dropped the box into a black hole... The ghost that haunts my house keeps making parts disappear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 If it's not the weather (gotta paint outside) or a lack of time (usually procrastination related), I'm just flat being lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 (edited) If it's not the weather (gotta paint outside) or a lack of time (usually procrastination related), I'm just flat being lazy I second the motion Edited April 26, 2011 by Foxer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highway Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 ...my cat ate the kit! I don't have to worry about that, she just either.... ...sits on the boxes ...or in front of the boxes ...or on my toolbox ...or in my chair!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highway Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 If it's not the weather (gotta paint outside) or a lack of time (usually procrastination related), I'm just flat being lazy I second the motion Third! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niteowl7710 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 4th! The "I's" have, the lazy motion passes. We are in recess until we get back to working...whenever that might be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highway Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 4th! The "I's" have, the lazy motion passes. We are in recess until we get back to working...whenever that might be... It sounds like y'all have to go to Walmart and get the shirt I picked up a week or two ago. It says "I put the "PRO" in procrastinate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Steinbacher Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I never go to Wal-mart! Being familiar with their business practices I have personally boycotted them for nearly fifteen years. Am quite content not having to use them. If Sam's heirs were like him, I would reconsider. I retired from Shop-Vac last year and I met Old Sam about thirty years ago when he helped me load out one of their trucks. He often rode along with his drivers so he would know his suppliers better. He was quite the story teller and always a gentleman. If more people did business like him it would be a much better world. In my opinion W-M is evil. But that's my opinion and you know what's said about opinions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niteowl7710 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 My cats have never ate any kits, but I did have one that would bite the bodies!!! One of mine concurs with your cat's opinion on the tastiness of styrene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 ) .. the DEFINITION of Evil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 What exactly is meant with "finish that model"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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