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Happy Birthday Dr. Cranky!


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Q: Why is a failed romance more painful for people over 50?

A: You wake up with an aching heart AND an aching back.

Q: How can a wife increase the heart rate of her 50-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What do you call a 50-year-old man with no gray hair?

A: Bald.

Q: How can people tell when they've entered their autumn years?

A: Their shadows are wider.

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The joys of life over 50:

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

You can have a wild party and the neighbors won't even realize it.

People won't call after 9 PM because they don't want to wake you up.

From now on, things you buy won't wear out.

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You don't bother trying to hold your stomach in anymore, no matter who walks into the room.

Your eyes can't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

You can't remember who sent you this list.

I say we all raise a glass of prune juice in Cranky's honor! :P

BTW... you're now officially allowed to yell at kids to get off your lawn! :lol:

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