Mercman Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartster Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Last weekend we were driving through the small town of Rootersville (if I'm lyin' I'm dyin') TX. A sign in a yard said "We buy junk". 100 feet later in the same yard, another sign said "we sell antiques"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Cranky Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I read the church marquee signs all the time, and sometimes they crack me up like this one: "The tongue, being in a wet place, slipeth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin T Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I read the church marquee signs all the time, and sometimes they crack me up like this one: "The tongue, being in a wet place, slipeth!" One of my favorite church marquee's said "Thou shall not stealith thine copper wire out of thine AC". I think it was in Memphis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Odyssey Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I think it would be cool to get four porpoises, a wet nigerian, and do the Mary Lunch Limbo. That would be a badass mission. True dat! Shake & Bake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkPile Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Church sign reads: Sign broken, message inside. Same church: Free admission Sundays 10:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Models by Bear Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 the Church by our House has some of the funniest posting everyweek ( nascar at 1 we are done by 12) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob McKee Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 A tire store here in town had a sign saying: "Best place to take a leak" Clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 There's a local company called DuKane that puts these kinds of signs up, couple of recent favorites...... If Tomatos are a Fruit, Is Ketchup a Smoothie? Success is relative, it brings them all out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my name is nobody Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 one of my all-time favorite road signs, ever: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Cranky Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Nice collection, Harry. Another one I saw: "GOD doesn't want your email, HE wants your knee mail!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercman Posted February 12, 2012 Author Share Posted February 12, 2012 I had a customer that I delivered to that run a plumbing supply outfit, his trucks had a saying. In our business a Flush beats a Full House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darquewanderer Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) Says it all. (the first one's an old avatar) Edited February 12, 2012 by darquewanderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Zipper Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Cranky Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. Cranky Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Junior, some of these are perfect for dioramas, which is why you have a great instinct for finding them. Thanks. Love these last two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Kucaba Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 My favorite marquee has always been one at a dry cleaner: " WOMEN WHO DROP OFF THEIR CLOTHES RECEIVE SPECIAL ATTENTION" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Apple Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Local septic tank pump truck has a sign the back that says "Your S__t is my bread and butter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifster Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) Got to love southern Florida... Edited February 13, 2012 by Swifster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darquewanderer Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Local septic tank pump truck has a sign the back that says "Your S__t is my bread and butter" Ours reads "We want your stinking business" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Irwin Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I don't have a pic but a restaurant / gas station near here has a sign "eat here and get gas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 One septic place here has one "if it wasn't for us you'd have no where to go" and an autobody shop" wreckermend by people who met us by accident " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) '50s pranksters: NOT a prank (our family slide, Colorado ca. 1956): Edited May 29, 2014 by ChrisBcritter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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