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Last weekend we were driving through the small town of Rootersville (if I'm lyin' I'm dyin') TX. A sign in a yard said "We buy junk". 100 feet later in the same yard, another sign said "we sell antiques"!

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I read the church marquee signs all the time, and sometimes they crack me up like this one:

"The tongue, being in a wet place, slipeth!"

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I read the church marquee signs all the time, and sometimes they crack me up like this one:

"The tongue, being in a wet place, slipeth!"

One of my favorite church marquee's said "Thou shall not stealith thine copper wire out of thine AC". I think it was in Memphis. :lol:

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I think it would be cool to get four porpoises, a wet nigerian, and do the Mary Lunch Limbo. That would be a badass mission. True dat! Shake & Bake!

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Church sign reads: Sign broken, message inside. Same church: Free admission Sundays 10:00

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There's a local company called DuKane that puts these kinds of signs up, couple of recent favorites......

If Tomatos are a Fruit, Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

Success is relative, it brings them all out.

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Nice collection, Harry.

Another one I saw:

"GOD doesn't want your email, HE wants your knee mail!"

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I had a customer that I delivered to that run a plumbing supply outfit, his trucks had a saying.

In our business a Flush beats a Full House.

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Junior, some of these are perfect for dioramas, which is why you have a great instinct for finding them. Thanks. Love these last two.

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My favorite marquee has always been one at a dry cleaner:

" WOMEN WHO DROP OFF THEIR CLOTHES RECEIVE SPECIAL ATTENTION"

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Local septic tank pump truck has a sign the back that says "Your S__t is my bread and butter"

Ours reads "We want your stinking business"

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I don't have a pic but a restaurant / gas station near here has a sign "eat here and get gas".

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One septic place here has one "if it wasn't for us you'd have no where to go" and an autobody shop" wreckermend by people who met us by accident "

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'50s pranksters:

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NOT a prank (our family slide, Colorado ca. 1956):

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Edited by ChrisBcritter

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