I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before

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That's all. Just thought I'd try the totally-off-topic-experience to see what kind of a rush I got. :mellow:

It was disappointing. :(

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Maybe if you put dollar-store mayonnaise substitute on the cat, it would rid her of the fleas!

Oh. And, yeah . . . Get some sleep. :)

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get a flea collar any brand...cut it into 6" pieces...you should get 3 pieces out of a collar...put 1 piece into your vacuum bag or cansiter ..store the rest in a ziplock bag....replace it everytime you change your bag or empty the canister...it will kill any fleas you suck up...flea spray the cat...no help w/the mayo ..except maybe make your own....i sometimes do..not hard just takes a little extra time..much cheaper and better for you

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I don't like mayonaisse. I don't have cats. But I do give my dogs a monthly flea and tick treatment...I use Bio Spot, they make it for cats also I believe.

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1. Take a nap.

2. Get a dog.

3. Switch to mustard, it's better for you.

You're welcome... :P

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Thanks ^^^^^^^^^ needed that info and the laugh .

either feast or famine here at work .

Michael

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Relevant

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Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling.

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Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling.

Of course, the problem with Chinese bat poop is that you're hungry again an hour later...

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See I told ya we needed a special cat category!

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Hey! Safflower oil mayonnaise! It's the only kind I use as I hate and won't eat the soybean oil laden stuff! What processed soy can do to folks with weight problems (especially men), can make your hair stand on end. :o

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Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling.

Yes, but then we have the potential quality issues of CHINESE bat poop. I mean, how do we KNOW it's the real thing ?? Might be Chinese bat poop-like-soybean-substitute.

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Maybe if you put dollar-store mayonnaise substitute on the cat, it would rid her of the fleas!

Or maybe dollar-store Chinese bat poop substitute. That oughta do it.

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I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before

Sounds like a Country song. Nice start anyway. :lol:

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I find some lavender water in my bath to be quite refreshing

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I like pie.

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I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before

Sounds like a Country song. Nice start anyway. :lol:

No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat.

Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song.

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No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat.

Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song.

I seem to recall a Kieth Urban song, something about "take the cat but, leave my sweater." But you are probably right most of the time you would keep the dog in a Country song.

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My brother has this neat book entitled "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

I'll have to borrow it and share some of its wisdom.

I seem to recall that one of the uses was "potholders"....

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My brother has this neat book entitled "101 Uses for a Dead Cat".

I'll have to borrow it and share some of its wisdom.

I seem to recall that one of the uses was "potholders"....

I was thinking boot liners or earmuffs if the creature ever expires, but she'll most likely outlive me.

I like pie.

....mmmmm....pie.......

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Hey! Safflower oil mayonnaise! It's the only kind I use as I hate and won't eat the soybean oil laden stuff! What processed soy can do to folks with weight problems (especially men), can make your hair stand on end. :o

Try aioli. Mmm mmm good. Better for ya, too. Olive oil based, contains omega3 fatty acids.

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I find some lavender water in my bath to be quite refreshing

I'd prefer a pulchritudinous young filly in mine.

Then again, the lavender might be actually attainable.

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I'd prefer a pulchritudinous young filly in mine.

Then again, the lavender might be actually

attainable.

How are you going to get a horse in your tub :D

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Im disappointed I had to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for such insight

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