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Mike999 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 On 6/18/2019 at 5:50 PM, JollySipper said: An elderly lady and a young woman were both approaching the apartment building door. The young lady opens the door for the elderly woman, saying "Age before beauty"..... "That's usually the order it happens in" says the older lady..... The great Dorothy Parker was going thru a door, and a woman said "Age before beauty." Parker replied: "And pearls before swine." Parker went to a Halloween party and saw some guests playing a game. She asked the host what they were doing. "They're ducking for apples." "Change one consonant, and you have the story of my life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mike999 said: The great Dorothy Parker was going thru a door, and a woman said "Age before beauty." Parker replied: "And pearls before swine." Parker went to a Halloween party and saw some guests playing a game. She asked the host what they were doing. "They're ducking for apples." "Change one consonant, and you have the story of my life." I believe I've read that she answered phone, instead of "Hello," with "What fresh Hell is this?" I've been tempted many times to do the same thing. Or at least just pick it up and yell "WHAT??!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumball Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 A man walked into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodent Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Gumball said: A man walked into a bar... A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 A priest, a rabbit, and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The rabbit says, "Nothing for me, I'm only here because of auto-correct." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Not a meme or a corny joke, but there seems to be a rash of naked people in my city. This is from one of the only twitter feeds I pay attention to. YEG Police Scanner Radio. Naked people in the streets is so common, we now have the #nakededmonton hashtag trending. At least once a week, there's a new naked person doing things. It's pretty amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Sounds like the next "Florida man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodent Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Canadians do strange things when the weather gets warm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotrod 97 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side? He’s all right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Snake45 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 21 minutes ago, iamsuperdan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Marischal Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Marischal Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Coincidence? steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldscool Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 On 6/11/2020 at 10:46 AM, Snake45 said: Sounds like the next "Florida man." Hey! I resemble that remark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Good one for this particular day: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Wann Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Question: Why did the one armed guy cross the road? Answer: to get to the second hand store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorsovdoon Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Why did the gorilla get lost? Because Jungle is massive! (sorry, old 90's joke) xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thatz4u Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 My daughter hit me with a Halloween joke yesterday. "Hey dad, nice ghost costume. You look like sheet." 13, and has the dad jokes down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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