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A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what the problem is. Well doc, I've been having this recurring dream and it's driving me crazy. The doctor asks the man to describe it. Well it starts out with me being a wigwam, then I turn into a tepee. Then I'm a wigwam again, then a tempee. This continues and I switch back and forth between them faster & faster until I wake in a sweat. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy. The doctor says you need to relax, you're two tents.

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Ole and Lena are out for a walk one evening when Lena steps off of a curb and twists her ankle.

"Call for help Ole", Lena exclaims, "I can't walk!"

Ole quickly retrieves his cell phone and dials 911.

"How can I help you?" the 911 operator asks.

"My Lena has broken her foot and can't get up", Ole shouts. "Send help!"

"Where are you?" asks the operator.

"We're on Sycamore street" cries Ole.

"Can you please spell that for me?" asks the operator.

There is an long pause.

Then Ole says, "Hold on a minute. I'll drag her to Elm!"

 

 

 

 

 

Steve

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