Rodent Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, iamsuperdan said: My daughter hit me with a Halloween joke yesterday. "Hey dad, nice ghost costume. You look like sheet." 13, and has the dad jokes down. Sending her to college somewhere in The Maritime Provinces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ambrose Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 On 11/1/2020 at 4:48 PM, Rodent said: Sending her to college somewhere in The Maritime Provinces? Is this the Canadian equivalent to exile in Siberia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Dave Ambrose said: Is this the Canadian equivalent to exile in Siberia? Nah, you're thinking of Saskatchewan. The Maritimes are known for potatoes, crazy good fishing, and weird accents. No doot aboot it b'y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1930fordpickup Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsuperdan Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonW Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 My all time favourite: What did Rommel say to his men before they got into their tanks? 'Get into your tanks, men!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chuckyg1 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what the problem is. Well doc, I've been having this recurring dream and it's driving me crazy. The doctor asks the man to describe it. Well it starts out with me being a wigwam, then I turn into a tepee. Then I'm a wigwam again, then a tempee. This continues and I switch back and forth between them faster & faster until I wake in a sweat. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy. The doctor says you need to relax, you're two tents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Geiger Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 An old couple wakes up in the morning and the wife says, “I had a dream last night that I was at K-Mart. The man replies, “I had a dream that I was with three beautiful women!” Wife asks, “Was I there?” Husband, “Nah, you were at K-Mart.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenGuthmiller Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) Ole and Lena are out for a walk one evening when Lena steps off of a curb and twists her ankle. "Call for help Ole", Lena exclaims, "I can't walk!" Ole quickly retrieves his cell phone and dials 911. "How can I help you?" the 911 operator asks. "My Lena has broken her foot and can't get up", Ole shouts. "Send help!" "Where are you?" asks the operator. "We're on Sycamore street" cries Ole. "Can you please spell that for me?" asks the operator. There is an long pause. Then Ole says, "Hold on a minute. I'll drag her to Elm!" Steve Edited December 16, 2020 by StevenGuthmiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazz Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Scott, is this your dog? Thanks for the laugh. Good to know ours isn't the only one! Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Three guys walk into a bar...the fourth one ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 What did the pirate say at his birthday? ”I’M EIGHTY!!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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