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A modeler named mike

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  1. Hotroding cost me tires and a clutch and not to forget, tickets, points and high insurance premiums.
  2. "Buckle up and hold on little joey" said Grandma as she came out of the driveway sideways nailing a hard second.
  3. doobie stuffed with seeds and stems makes a firework show in your lap.
  4. Head games are no fun and it's also a song by Foreigner.
  5. Out at the grocery store and spotted a sweet '55 and really nice jeep pickup. When I came out of the store two more sweet rides were parking next to the '55.
  6. Today I found another large pile of dog poo on my lawn, tonight will be a poo return party utilizing the shovel and the fling of the wrist for the neighbor who doesn't know how to keep their dog in their own yard. (Could be an irk but since I'm returning the goods I'll use it as my sentence.)
  7. Age is what you make it until the aches and pains take over.
  8. Mystery of the missing sock, last seen entering the dryer in a damp to wet condition and has never been seen since, reward offered.
  9. It is a shame to waste a perfectly good "it" in a sentence when it could be shouted out in a game of tag, "Tag You're it!"
  10. Wanted dead or still wiggling is how a wanted poster should read.
  11. Dusty furniture doesn't mean the lady of the house isn't doing her job, it's simply miscommunications between her and her boss ???
  12. I think a more suitable wrap for one of these monstrosities would be one of Taco Bells cheesy roll up wraps. At least it would have some tastefulness..
  13. Faithful is something I've always been to my wife and to the building of my kit collection but not so much in building them, that will change as soon as I get my model room moved and up and working again.⏳️
  14. Much do do makes one's mind mushy causing sentence deliriousness.
  15. Do you know the muffin man?
  16. Truth or consequences was a popular game show when tv was aired in black and white, but if we go by the suggestion that Les mentioned above the show would be known as "Truth or conalgorythyms" today.
  17. Broken rules, hearts and bones all have consequences.
  18. Everywhere you look you'll find individuals who can't follow simple directions or rules.
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