In the year of our Lord, 2014, in the city of Columbus, in the shire of the Southwest, on the Harrisburg Pike road, at the number 628, on the second day of the month of the first moon phase, named for the god Janus, there will be a gathering of craftsmen who are masters of the skill of creating models of automotive delight. You are invited to enjoy the company of these fine men and they will share the secrets of their craft. They will share the fruits of their labor, share the skills of the masters, and enjoy a level of revelry before unknown to mortal men. The dwelling where they meet is a raceway named Speedy-O, with the Irishman Mark, son of Hara, the proprietor. The meeting will commence at the hour of 7 and one half in the evening. Come and celebrate the new year with these men of fine character.