slusher Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, SfanGoch said: Ever hear the expression, "When a bird poops on your head, it's a sign of good luck?" I'd rather get kneecapped with a 3/4" pipe, thank you. Never herd that one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenGuthmiller Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, slusher said: Never herd that one.. I think it's a Brooklyn thing. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Snake45 said: Imagine how happy I suddenly am that I was laid off first of February! I've been in self-quarantine for six weeks now, and loving every minute of it. (That's how I've gotten 16 model cars finished so far this year.) I’m waiting on that to happen next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belugawrx Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 There is a belief that if a bird poops on you, your car or your property, you may receive good luck and riches. The more birds involved, the richer you'll be! So next time a bird poops on you, remember that it's a good thing. Turkish superstition says it's good luck to get pooped by a bird. Crazy Bird pooped on me. Is it lucky? Will I win the lottery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espo Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Birthday Cake on the deck. This person does not have a Dog. There is no 10 second rule with a Dog. We had a Lab that would catch that cake before it could hit the ground. I have seen that more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SfanGoch Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Belugawrx said: There is a belief that if a bird poops on you, your car or your property, you may receive good luck and riches. The more birds involved, the richer you'll be! So next time a bird poops on you, remember that it's a good thing. Turkish superstition says it's good luck to get pooped by a bird. Nothing like seeing a giant flock of pigeons performing Combat Air Patrol/bomb runs searching out suitable vict....recipients of their magnanimity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belugawrx Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Or when a formation of these fly over the 18th hole...like a group of german shepherds with wings...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SfanGoch Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 That is the perfect analogy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, espo said: Birthday Cake on the deck. This person does not have a Dog. There is no 10 second rule with a Dog. We had a Lab that would catch that cake before it could hit the ground. I have seen that more than once. All food potentially belongs to the dog, up until the moment someone actually eats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 35 minutes ago, Mark said: All food potentially belongs to the dog, up until the moment someone actually eats it. Other handy Dog Rules can be found here: https://unijokes.com/joke-332/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SfanGoch Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Unless you're George Costanza. A lot of us know somebody like him. If not, time to expand your social circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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