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[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Suggestions are made for you to ignore.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ignore the man behind the curtain.   

Edited yesterday at 05:35 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Curtain call is when the performers come out and take a bow to show appreciation for the audience.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Audience participation in axe-throwing exhibitions may be risky.

[LennyB]

Risky Racoon was Rocky’s half sister who wanted to be a porn star when she grew up but the farthest she wade it was into Ace’s stew.  

Edited 22 hours ago by LennyB
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Stew made with performing raccoons tastes remarkably like stew made with the non-theatrical variety.

               

Edited 22 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Variety, they say, is the spice of life.

[Calb56]

Life is the opposite of death, except for when it comes to some jobs.

Edited 20 hours ago by Calb56

[Ace-Garageguy]

Jobs are so unfair, 'cause food and shelter and cars and sneakers are inalienable rights under the Constitution, right?

[Calb56]

Right now I am fighting punitive action taken by management to hold me culpable for an incident which I had no indication had occurred all because of potential optics which would reflect poorly upon them.

[Trainwreck]

"Them", was a B movie about giant ants.

Edited 19 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ants in your nose are no fun, even if they're covered in chocolate.

[NOBLNG]

Chocolate that I brought back from Portugal is filled with port.

[johnyrotten]

Port and starboard can be confusing to those not fluent in nautical terminology.

[Trainwreck]

Terminology like "jumbo shrimp" just creates confusion.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Confusion among the shrimp called 'jumbo' is even worse" said this little fella.

Edited 12 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Fella, , that's one slimy crustation you're holding.

Edited 10 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Holding crustaceans isn't as much fun as juggling them, or wearing them on your lapel, from which came the old song "A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean".

 

[Trainwreck]

"Crustation" or "Crusty" is what my son calls me when I'm in a bad mood.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mood rings have been replaced with AI-driven necklaces that glow different colors depending on your mental state.

[Trainwreck]

State of the art AI driven necklaces that glow, , , ,sign me up for four! 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Four score and seven years ago, I was possibly an earlier incarnation.

Edited 6 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy