One sentence game

[NYLIBUD]

Owen is my good buddy,and has been for years.?

[ChrisBcritter]

Years are stretched into decades, decades are stretched into centuries, and Centuries are stretched into Roadmasters.

[NYLIBUD]

Roadmasters were very cool cars. 

[NOBLNG]

Cars is what this forum is all about…and trucks of course.

[JollySipper]

Course racing is much more entertaining than oval track....

[thatz4u]

1 hour ago, JollySipper said:

Course racing is much more entertaining than oval track....

track your packages when you mail them, saves a lot of problems

[misterNNL]

Problems we encounter during our time on our work benches lead to the inspiration necessary to solve them.

[NYLIBUD]

Them problems that we DO encounter,really suck sometimes though.

[Classicgas]

Though our skills improve with each build, they're never good enough in our eyes.

[BeakDoc]

Eyes are the windows to the soul.

[Classicgas]

Soul is what classic cars have lots of.

[misterNNL]

Of course we should never ever ever point out the flaws of our models to anyone and let others simply be amazed by what we have created.

[BeakDoc]

Created in the fires of Mount Doom, the One Ring was meant to give the Dark Lord Sauron domain over Middle Earth during the Second Age.

[NYLIBUD]

Age is the eye of the beholder,or is that beauty??

[Smoke Wagon]

Beauty is an attribute that this disgustingly long sentence will not possess, as it is going to be a convoluted mess with the only goal that has nothing to do with being pleasing to the eye, coincidentally enough, the Singer tower in NYC was laid to rest in the 1960s, for fear of being contaminated with moon germs brought back by that stinkin’ cow who just had to jump over it, resulting in a solar eclipse that lasted just long enough to make approximately half of Wisconsin throw away the booze, for they had not only seen enough, but the pyramids in Giza used to be covered in smooth limestone, with golden caps, but one would not learn that from the USDOT for reasons I’m not entirely sure why, although it would be cool to own a goldfish and see if it really does grow to an incredible size if left in an environment big enough to sustain such a large example, but alas, it wouldn’t survive the weekly fire drill, as fish don’t have legs and never will because they suck more than a Bissell over dirty carpet.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Carpet bombing is proven to be effective against run-on sentences.

[BeakDoc]

Sentences with strategically placed breaks that ignore all grammatical rules and structure, that contain clever metaphors and similes and occasional rhymes and rhythms can be considered poetry.

[Little Timmy]

Poetry found on bathroom walls is seldom inspiring, and usually profane.

 

[BeakDoc]

Profane and profane accessories is what I’d sell if I were Hank Hill.

[Classicgas]

Hill, Hamburger Hill to be exact was a battle ground in Vietnam.

[NYLIBUD]

Vietnam vets are great.?

[Little Timmy]

Great job weatherizing that 31 Chevy.

[ChrisBcritter]

Chevy Chase is not only a comedian, but also a town in Maryland.

[misterNNL]

Maryland is the home state of Replicas and Miniatures.

[Classicgas]

Miniatures are what we build.