One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Predicted outcomes often have very little to do with reality.

[Calb56]

Reality is I'm working and all I can think of is getting home and taking a nap.

[atomicholiday]

Nap time is wasted on children in school and should be allowed for working adults.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Adults today often act more like spoiled children who stomp their feet and scream when something upsets them.

[A modeler named mike]

Them Damn Yankees were a kick a$$ band 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Band of Brothers (the book) didn't live up to my expectations.

[A modeler named mike]

Expectations are very high that we will someday rid the world of all diseases.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Diseases make life more interesting, and sometimes shorter.

[slusher]

Shorter life spans have been increased by modern medicine..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Medicine for psoriasis is made from coal tar.

[A modeler named mike]

Tar used on sealing flat roofs has to be one of the most offensive odors I've ever smelt.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Smelt, breaded and pan-fried crispy, make an interesting appetizer when served with a dipping sauce.

Edited March 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[NOBLNG]

Sauce goes hand in hand with ribs on the barbecue.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Barbeque venison sammiges sound pretty good right now, but I don't have any venison.

[Danno]

'Smelt better, you have,' said Mrs. Yoda to him, after a Jedi Jamboree.

[A modeler named mike]

Venison if cooked without being seasoned properly has a very gamey taste that I can not tolerate.

[Tom Geiger]

Tolerate stupidity and you will get overrun by idjits!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Idjits, unfortunately, are rarely aware of their deficiencies.

[Tom Geiger]

Deficiencies that make them idjits in the first place?

 

[A modeler named mike]

Place all them idjits in a circular room and ask them to go sit in the corner.

[slusher]

Corner is where many kids who got in trouble spent some time when I was a kid..

[bobthehobbyguy]

Kid you not, in some cases fect is stranger than fiction.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fiction aside, kid gloves (goat skin) have been considered among the best for driving, as the soft, thin, flexible leather doesn't dull sensations from the steering wheel the way thicker, coarser leather can.

Edited March 4, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[atomicholiday]

Can I get an amen brothers and sisters!

[JollySipper]

"Brothers and Sisters" is an album by the best bluesy jazz-funk band ever, the Allman Brothers Band......