One sentence game

[LennyB]

Map was the option you choose over compass, I'll buy you a gps for your van

[slusher]

Van ar no longer made by Chrysler after all these years..

[LennyB]

Years that I'm driven Chrysler minivans total over 40 years.

[slusher]

Years past I really wish I could get back and do then differently…

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Differently" is certainly the way I'd do some things in the past if I'd known then what I know now, but I'm OK where I am in spite of some incredibly stupid moves on my part.

[NOBLNG]

Part my hair is something I haven’t had to do in a long, long time.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time has a way of passing more rapidly as we get closer to running out of it.

[89AKurt]

It depends what "is" is. 🤪

[A modeler named mike]

Is that a banana in your pocket or, are you, oh never mind.

[LennyB]

Mind your manners we run a clean establishment here and if you go outside the lines the little yellow light on your dash will yell at you.

[NOBLNG]

You venture outside the norms quite a bit I imagine.

[LennyB]

Imagine a place where you had nice warm weather, low humidity just perfect for painting, large work area with plenty of room to spread out your parts and a fully stocked fridge with any cold beverage you would want, and of course it's on the other side of a thick piece of glass just out of reach.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Reach for your dreams and work hard to achieve them, 'cause they won't just materialize from wishing.

[LennyB]

Wishing I was anywhere but here right now.

[thatz4u]

Now or Never sings Elvis

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Elvis the pelvis" was one of the great one's nicknames.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Nicknames are shortened or modified versions of a persons' names, often used to show familiarity or affection, playfulness, contempt, or a particular character trait, such as (in Spanish) "Flaco" for skinny.

[LennyB]

skinny Minnie is a crazy chick, six foot high and one foot thick,

 

 

 

Edited February 14 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Thick as a brick" describes some of my past co-workers quite accurately.

Edited February 15 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

accurately described as "Thick As A Brick" relates to quite a few of the employees in different crafts that I interact with every day

[Ace-Garageguy]

Day in, day out, you can't fix thick.

[Little Timmy]

Thick accent on the phone tells me that customer service  is outsourced some place far, far away.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Away across the ocean is where a lot of "customer service" people are working for US companies, so you might want to pray you get somebody on the phone you can understand when you're trying to find the chrome framis you ordered from Amazon, but UPS keeps texting you "delivery attempted, address does not exist", or when your internet service goes out every other day for no reason, but you still have to pay the full bill.

[89AKurt]

Bill is on a roll.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Roll-on applicators were invented in the late 1940s, inspired by the ballpoint pen, and in 1952 the first roll-on deodorant hit the market.

Edited February 15 by Ace-Garageguy