Harry P. Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Q: What did the considerate skeleton say to the bartender? A: I'll have a beer... and a mop. Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? A: He was repossessed. Q: Why do mummies have a hard time making friends? A: They're too wrapped up in themselves. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: Why did the vampire give up acting? A: He couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
Erik Smith Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-body to dance with!!!
MAGNUM4342 Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Q: What did the considerate skeleton say to the bartender? A: I'll have a beer... and a mop. Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? A: He was repossessed. Q: Why do mummies have a hard time making friends? A: They're too wrapped up in themselves. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: Why did the vampire give up acting? A: He couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into. There's only one thing to say about jokes that bad. BOOOOOO!
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