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Harry P. Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Q: What did the considerate skeleton say to the bartender? A: I'll have a beer... and a mop. Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? A: He was repossessed. Q: Why do mummies have a hard time making friends? A: They're too wrapped up in themselves. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: Why did the vampire give up acting? A: He couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Smith Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-body to dance with!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGNUM4342 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Q: What did the considerate skeleton say to the bartender? A: I'll have a beer... and a mop. Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? A: He was repossessed. Q: Why do mummies have a hard time making friends? A: They're too wrapped up in themselves. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: Why did the vampire give up acting? A: He couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into. There's only one thing to say about jokes that bad. BOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercman Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Now this thought is scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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