LUKE'57

Yep, as long as ya'll want to see'em I'll keep postin'em. And with a little backgound info so you won't get bored along the way. Sometimes being old has it benefits. LOL

Probably shouldn't do things like this late at night though. Missed the "covertible" every time. I guess that it is the opposite of the "overtible" series that was out in the open all the time. LOL ========================================================================= Here's the cover card for the new convertible racing series that we talked about earlier. Yes Virginia, they did race convertibles and on dirt, no less. There's gonna be some strange looking stock cars in this series for the guys who just signed on when Jeffy and Jimmie took over. Those guys migh be fast but neither one could hold a candle to Pops and Little Joe on the pre race party circuit. So strap in and pull your belts and that helmet strap TIGHT!

When I said "still dirt" I was referring to my "little" track and my brother's "little" track. Here's the only pic that I can find of his right now, under the lights. Obviously his water truck and sheep foot packer driver isn't as thorough as mine. LOL

One of the first, and BEST, of the Car and Driver's Cannonball Baker Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Trophy Dash inspired movies, GUMBALL RALLY!!! It's got a 427 Cobra AND Linda Vaughn!!

"You might be able to do all you say. Only first, you gotta catch me........if you can."

Hey Brett, glad you found it. Here's a belated birthday gift for you. The king leads a pack of snarling wolves on one of the only two dirt tracks I know of that still hosts Grand National races and that never needs watering (even though it looks here that a couple of laps by the water truck wouldn't hurt) because it's made of styrofoam.

How can you ignore a comment like that? OK, ragtops it is. Stay tuned for the "new Fall Season". LOL

I've got about ten of the racing convertibles built, think a "Rumblin' Ragtops" series would fly?

WAY COOL '62. Now the real question is which of the nightmares were the worst? The ones that Curtis Turner had because he was kicked out of Nascar and had to run USAC or the ones the USAC guys had because Curtis was kicked out of Nascar and had to run USAC? And yes, you could pretty much buy that engine in '62 with only minor differences........like the fabricated aircleaner housing and about two grand worth of "fine tuning" on the engine. LOL

That one's got "the Look" and as Ralph Moody would say, "it even sets right".

Nascar's convertible division ran from '56 thru '59 but since Darlington promoter loved the ragtops he kept the spring race a ragtop event until the last Nascar topless event in '62. Increasing speeds and the hassle and expense of cutting of the roofs off the Grand National cars just for one event finally did it in. It will probably be at least flat screen if only because I'm lazy. One less step to do for the picture.

Thanks to everyone who post positively to this series, I'm glad you enjoyed it. And thanks to the ones who posted in the other direction, at least I know you looked. ______________________________________________________________________________- THE LAST PAIR OF THIS SERIES. By now everyone knows (or at least, in the interest of harmony, I hope they do) that these are just flights of fancy born of the troubled mind and misspent youth of the ol' redneck model race car builder. I think I may have to come up with something else for the next time so that it won't ruffle so many feathers and cause so many sleepless nights. Any suggestions for a new format for the next project...collector cards, freeze frame TV screen captures, post cards,...etc. ?

I tried, you know, I really tried. But P.T. Barnum bought up the last two shipments before I could get a single bag. Guess it's all to the good though 'cause if we got peanuts that close to these race cars ol' Pops and Little Joe would be spinnin' in their graves like a HM stroker crankshaft.

That's your opinion and opinions are just like rectums, everybody's got one. Oh look, lucky you. You have one on each end. BTW I think the new tool '64 Bevedere and the Torino Talladega are head and shoulders above the old tools. But I build vintage stock cars and I haven't been able to find the new tool kits for the '50's and '60's full size sedans that I need to build them. Who's making those?

New Fairlane double kit. As with EVERYTHING I post, caveat emptor applies. With that said, here's a new kit that I even snuck in an homage to my old friend Harold Dunnaway, a great driver whose dad won the first Nascar new car race. I used to could say Grand National race but with the boys in Daytona changing the name of the series more often than they change their shocks, it gets kinda complicated. Oh yeah, if you check the history books it says that Jim Roper won the first race in a Lincoln. But if Hubert Westmoreland had'a hidden them overload springs on Glenn's coupe a little better then he wouldn't have gotten disqualified after outrunning everybody on that dusty ol' Charlotte track way back then.

Due to the "just not getting it" segment of the board there will be certain changes to my post format. They are as follows- ________________________________________________________________________________ ____________ Here's a picture of some models. Look at it if you wish to. Thank you.

Thanks Steve. glad you liked it.

A paralegal, huh? Well that explains taking everything literally. These are "what if" and "don't I wish" scenarios that I use to showcase my builds. As for giving those guys a chance, some of them are friends of mine that I worked with back in the eighties and ninties and I'm here to tell you that modeling is in some very good hands. Now take a break from all that "lawyering" and grow a sense of humor.

Well,the meds and the butter pecan ice cream is kicking in so I'll leave you with this last one for the night. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With all the buzz from the new "Double Thunder" kit series comes the announcement of the first all new tooling in the series. While the '39 Ford Modified-Sportsman, a mild warm over of the '40 that has been around since the early '60's, has few surprises in the parts count, the dirt track late model is the first totally new tool for a short track car since the ground breaking ASA kits from Revell over fifteen years ago. Based on the "wedge" style late models this new kit is a winner from the get go. New body panels, tires, chassis and roll cage compliments the plumbing and wiring included in this impessive kit. Set the wedge and stagger and get out of the way. Special thanks to Gator, owner of Jackie Sims Race Cars, for the preproduction boxart models and the help with the research and liason with the teams during the research phase of this project. If ya' can't sling'em, don't bring'em. Welcome to the rock'em, sock'em, sideways, travelin' dirt show! ALL OUR STANDARD DISCLAIMERS APPLY

Oh, you've only seen the tip of the iceberg.

STUNT! Did you say stunt? Way cool! That means I get hazard pay AND a stuntman buckle because it seems I pulled it off this time And thanks Aaron, you explained it very well and I hope no one has any hard feelings. I'm just trying to fit in without the chops to build contest winning models or dioramas. My little niche is model photography and before you get so down on me take a minute and think of how many model car magazines you would have bought without pictures. There's only two- the head of one of them hates me but Gregg lets me hang out here and stir the pot and I am truly grateful for his indulgence.

Not really a joke but a unique form of modeling so to speak. I do photo manipulations of my models sort of like the custom guys exchange grilles and chop tops. I also like to do a fictional back story of my projects to add a little color. I am pretty well known (notorious. LOL) for doing this and just figure that everyone is either in on it or will let the newbies know what's going on. Never meant to mislead or defraud anyone. I figure if I ain't selling it and it ain't costing yoy anything to look at it then it's up to you to research or figure it out if I'm that good, which I don't think I am BTW.

Totally bogus, why bother to look, new kit announcement from AMT. Here's the next kit for the totally bogus, completely nonexistant, fabricated from thin air kit from AMT's new "Double Thunder" series of race car kits. This one features a new tool that offers in scale for the first time, since the original factory promos, a model of the lower trim level '57 Ford Custom 300 two door sedan. With decals for both Fireball's car and the Ralph Moody car that was almost single handedly responsible for the survival of, and the subsequent success of Holman Moody, this should fill a lot of holes in a lot of early racing days collections. The '63 Galaxie benefits from the racing parts in the previously annnounced '64 Galaxie along with some killer decals and a body molded in that elusive "Passano Purple" utilizing a new technique that eliminates the swirl marks that have plagued molded in metallic colors for decades. Ali in all, it looks like another home run from the new team at AMT. 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Didn't mean to confuse you Harry. It's a joke, it's a tribute to the glory days of AMT and it's an homage to the long gone days of imaginative kits and the men who brought them to us. Sorry for the confusion but maybe the new "disclaimer" will stop it in the future.

Here's the next kit for the totally bogus, completely nonexistant, fabricated from thin air kit from AMT's new "Double Thunder" series of race car kits. This one features a new tool that offers in scale for the first time, since the original factory promos, a model of the lower trim level '57 Ford Custom 300 two door sedan. With decals for both Fireball's car and the Ralph Moody car that was almost single handedly responsible for the survival of, and the subsequent success of Holman Moody, this should fill a lot of holes in a lot of early racing days collections. The '63 Galaxie benefits from the racing parts in the previously annnounced '64 Galaxie along with some killer decals and a body molded in that elusive "Passano Purple" utilizing a new technique that eliminates the swirl marks that have plagued molded in metallic colors for decades. Ali in all, it looks like another home run from the new team at AMT. Please see disclaimer below. DISCLAIMER: Please read all instructions and warnings before use. Must be 18 years of age or older to proceed further. Enter at your own risk. Do not enter. Speed limit - 28.8 or higher. Stop here on red. Hostess will seat you. Trucks over 4 tons excluded. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system - this is ONLY A TEST! List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Use only as directed. For indoor or outdoor use only. Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. We make no other warranties, expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Postal service will not deliver mail without postage. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. May be too intense for some viewers. See other side for additional listings. This product is meant for educational purposes only. For recreational use only. For office use only. For entertainment purposes only. Only 1 winner per household. Do not disturb. All models are over 18 years of age. Apply only to infected areas. If condition persists, consult your physician. Take two of these and call me in the morning. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now with new plastic applicator. High altitude directions-increase cook time by 10 minutes. This is not an attorney advertisement or referal service. No user-serviceable parts inside. Website contains small parts and is not intended for use by children under the age of eighteen. This compact disc was originally recorded on analog equipment. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Times are approximate. Do not disturb. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. Return your seatback and tray table to their normal upright position. Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. In the event of decreased air pressure, oxygen masks will pop out of the top of your monitor. The call you have made requires a 20 cent deposit. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. Do not block intersection. No tresspassing. No stopping or standing. Don't even think about parking here. No parking when road is snow covered. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Product will be hot after heating. Do not iron clothes on body. Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine. Do not use while sleeping. Do not use on food. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-Tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. Insert this end first. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. This page made from 100% recycled electrons. Slippery when wet. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Provided "as-is" without warranty. Reader assumes full responsibility. We are an equal opportunity employer. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Quantities are limited while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one per family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. Process promptly. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Webmaster is also not responsible for items left, lost or stolen. At participating locations only. Sold by weight, not by volume. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. This web site rated 'R' for Mature audiences. Do not take with alcohol. Sealed for your protection - do not use if safety seal is broken. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Use seatbelts even with airbags. Do not stop on railroad tracks. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. Caution, coffee is served HOT. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Filmed in front of a live, studio audience. Call now to ensure prompt delivery. Leave off the last S for savings. Calls may be monitored for quality assurance or training purposes. Please make your selections from the following menu. All representatives are still busy assisting other callers. Please stay on the line and a representative will be with you when they feel the need. Please call back during our normal business hours. You must be present to win. Winners need not be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Do not use this product with a petroleum based lubricant. No animals were harmed in the preparation of this web site; only humans. This web page contains no CFCs. Discontinue use if nausea or dizziness occurs. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. No soliciting. Bridge freezes before road surface. Stop, get ticket. Right lane must turn right. Left lane must turn left. Middle lane must make up their ###### minds. This site runs on unleaded fuel only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Buses and carpools with two or more people only. No hitchhiking. Components may be hot. Silica gel - do not eat. Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer. Details on reverse side. Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We reserve the right to check all bags, coats & personal belongings upon exiting this page. Recycle. Fragile - handle with care. This side up. No jumping or diving. No running by the pool. Register has less than $50 after dark. Driver does not carry cash. No swimming unless lifeguard is present. Swim at your own risk! Please do not wade in fountain. Guaranteed low prices. Not transferable. Actual size not shown. Contents under pressure. Do not intentionally inhale vapors. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Please be kind, rewind. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include tax. Do not remove any HTML tags under penalty of law. Hand wash only - tumble dry on low heat. No Canadian coins. Short circuit may cause fire. No more than 3 transactions per car. Not recommended for small children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No alcohol, dogs or horses. Not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. Blackout dates may apply. Viewing by pregnant women may result in fetal injury, premature birth and low birth weight. First pull up, then pull down. Insert Tab A into Slot B. Call toll free number before digging. This space (____________) intentionally left blank. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Doors do not rebound or bounce back. Your mileage may vary. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. Patent pending. For external use only. Avoid extreme temperatures. Avoid contact with eyes and skin. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near a magnetic source. Smoking could be hazardous to your health. Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide. Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, induce vomiting. Ribbed for her pleasure. Offer valid only at participating locations. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. You may distribute this article freely, but may not make a profit from it. Actual cash value of this website is 1/1000th of a cent. Listen to your mom. Eat your veggies. Wear your seatbelt. Don't take candy from strangers... or strange people... or anyone really. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life and move on. This list was current at the time of printing. Terms are subject to change without notice. All decisions are final! This supersedes all previous notices. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, or other acts of God, neglect, damage from improper use, incorrect line voltage, unauthorized use, unauthorized repair, improper installation, typos, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, disk failure, accidental file deletions, mud slides, forest fire, hitting of a deer, milk coming out of your nose due to laughing while drinking, or projectiles, which can include, but are not limited to, arrows, bullet shots, BBs, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc. This disclaimer may not be copied or reproduced in any form without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from.