A Christmas Story

[Scott H.]

When Santa checked on the toy production line, he found that several of the elves had gotten sick. The trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure because of it.

A few minutes later Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

Then he went to harness the reindeer. He found that three of them were about to give birth and that two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground. All the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and had hidden the rest of the liquor. In his frustration, he threw the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get something to clean it up with and found that mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Then the doorbell rang repeatedly. An irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open and yelled: "What do you want?" There stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully: "Merry Christmas, Santa, isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree...

[E St. Kruiser50]

When Santa checked on the toy production line, he found that several of the elves had gotten sick. The trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure because of it.

A few minutes later Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

Then he went to harness the reindeer. He found that three of them were about to give birth and that two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground. All the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and had hidden the rest of the liquor. In his frustration, he threw the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get something to clean it up with and found that mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Then the doorbell rang repeatedly. An irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open and yelled: "What do you want?" There stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully: "Merry Christmas, Santa, isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree...

NOW THAT'S FUNNY

[george 53]

Scott, you my freind are one SICK little puppy! Good thing Santas too busy right now to see this, or you might get a lump of coal in your stocking!But it IS funny!!!(poor lil Angel!)

[James Flowers]

Now that is funny.