Jump to content
Model Cars Magazine Forum

7 Mirrors


Scale-Master

Recommended Posts

Finally got the mirrors done and mounted. Actually they have been done for a while and just waiting to be mounted. A week ago I accidentally ruined the Wink mirror. Freak paint accident. So I had to rebuild and re-machine some of it and this time I used stainless steel for the panels. Gettin' closer to the end...

DSC01458.jpg

DSC01459.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Mark...I really respect your ability as a scale artisan...but I think I owe it to you as a fellow hobbyist to tell this straight up.

Steering wheel's on the wrong side, dude. :shock: Other than that one oversight, it's perfect.

:lol: you'll make the British mad!

I love this thing! The engine is incredible! I'm uh...........I uhhhhhhhh, I'm speechless! 8)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hmmmmm, 3 mirrors in tha middle and movable too! Is that so tha driver gets a stereoscopic view of his female passengers clevage from several viewpoints? :twisted: By tha way, when tha driver is preoccupied with his clevage views, how does tha driver know that he's keeping his car in-between tha white lines? :shock:

Zeb :twisted:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks all!

The round mirrors are completely aluminum.

It is 1/12 scale, a little under 10 inches long.

The steering wheel is on the right side. Correct side? Hmmm, must be the MIRRORS! I crack myself up...

I don't limit myself to the British... Sounds like some Americans might be irked too... Equal opportunity you know.

I have a 5 panel Wink in my real car, never really worked for interior cleavage viewing, but it does work for seeing what's outside, especially when parked and you get the panoramic view of the pretties walking by...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

UhOh Daniel went an did it! Got tha Brits Mad as hornets! :twisted:

BRITS REVOKE USA INDEPENDENCE:

(A Message from John Cleese to the citizens of the United States of

America):

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus

to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your

independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over

all states, commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does

not fancy).

Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America

without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be

disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether

any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules

are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

Then look up aluminum, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed

at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.'

Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the

letters, and the suffix 'ize' will be replaced by the suffix ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable

levels. (look up vocabulary).

Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as

like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your

behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the

reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.

You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save the Queen. July

4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or

therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows

that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled

by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone,

or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more

dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you

wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

All American cars are hereby banned. They are ###### and this is for your own

good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start

driving on the left with immediate effect.

At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the

benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you

understand the British sense of humour.

The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling

gasoline) roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are

not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are

properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and

dressed not with catsup but with salt & vinegar.

The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at

all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and

European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as

Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so

that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.

Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English

characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in _Four

Weddings and a Funeral_ was an experience akin to having one's ears removed

with a cheese grater.

You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper

football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be

allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but

does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full

Kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an

event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of

America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is world beyond your

borders, your error is understandable.

You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government

will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (back

dated to 1776).

Thank you for your co-operation.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And with all the al-yu-min-iyum in this I'll especially have to retrain my tongue...

Ok, I guess I'm busted. I took it out this morning. Had it running last night, no leaks.

Fired it up this morning, still had some condensation in the muffler as you can see.

Bat out of hell properly describes it's acceleration.

I need a diaper before I try it on the nitrous...

th_MOV01471.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...