Daily chuckle

[Harry P.]

A guy needs legal advice, so his buddy recommends the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz.

So the guy dials them up and asks "May I speak to Mr. Schwartz?"

"Sorry, Mr. Schwartz is out of the office today."

"OK then, may I speak to Mr. Schwartz?"

"Sorry, Mr. Schwartz is away on business and can't be reached."

"Well, then may I speak to Mr. Schwartz?"

"I'm terribly sorry… Mr. Schwartz passed away some years ago and is no longer with the firm."

Exasperated, the guy says, "OK, then can I speak to Mr. Schwartz?"

"Speaking…"

[Chuck Most]

And may the Schwartz be with you.