You just don't know what's behind garage doors

[The Junkman]

During a gap in games that I wanted to watch today, my wife wanted to visit a local art tour. This is a pretty rural, relatively (esp. for Calif) low income area unless you're growing some "alternate crops". Anyway, I've got to keep up deposits in the "Good Husband Brownie Point Bank". Hit a couple of places, nothing interesting. The last place (the owner's wife has a separate studio for stained glass art) I spy in the garage a 2015 Corvette-7k miles in 4 months. First I've seen in its nest. Next to that-a late model CTS-V. In front of the Caddy, a Crossley Formula Ford and next to the Crossley, an immaculate 66 Mustang Fastback. I start talking with the husband and he allows that he has a F Production MGB and a Bugeye but the Sprite's in the shop and the MGB is in the trailer about to go out really soon for another run. It still has the dirt from Indy deposited in the wheel wells where he got to run it in a once in a life time experience. The only other car with any bug splatters was the Caddy-apparently the wife's car. He also has a brand new F-150 for use as a tow vehicle.

I'm just not doing something right with my life.

[FASTBACK340]

Those "alternate crops" can be very profitable…..

[JTalmage]

I hear ya man... I must have missed the bus too.

[southpier]

instead of runnin' 'shine, sounds like he's runnin' mulch