Little Timmy
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Dates usually ended right about the time I mentioned, " I like building models" .
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Play with this stick of Dynamite for a minute while I look for a hammer.
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" OFF WITH HIS HEAD" !
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Anymore Bourbon in that bottle ?
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Existed is the past tense form of the word exist.
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Hugs from strangers in crowds usually means your wallets gone.
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Wrongly accused people should get a lawyer, and fight the charges.
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Cale, when spelled with a K ( kale), is a nasty flavored vegetable that I find "un-palletable ". ( can't wait to see what someone comes up with for this ....)
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It isn't something I say very often but, are you going to eat those ?
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Something made me believe that I could write a complete sentence.
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Please be kind, rewind. ( anybody still have video tapes ?)
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Nascar racing would be "hilariously" more fun, if 50 percent of the drivers turned right .
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Imagination is something I have been accused of having to much of.
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Dead ... ??? Again ...??? ( man, ... this is like the 4th or 5th time ..)
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Show me an old Jo-Han kit, and I will show you my " happy face" .
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Research scientist's rejected my offer of donating my brain.
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Aren't you afraid to ask them ?
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Change is something I leave in tip jar's.
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Snuff out that candle, before it starts a fire.
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Do you realize your post is one page off ?
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Well ran dry, guess we drink beer ?
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Laugh it up, ... fuzzball. ( I somehow managed to merge the favorite movie quote, with the one sentence game. And, I did it while keeping up with the "star wars" reference.... do I get a prize.?.?.? No ?.?.? ...)
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Question authority, think for yourself.
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Flooded my brain with glue fumes.
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Don't know about the first line, But the second quote is from Shawshank redemption
