Little Timmy

Bra on the nose of your car is supposed to protect it from rock chips in your paint, but it actually soaks up rainwater and causes rust.

Train derailment caused Monogram moulds to dissapear... I vote for MORE Safty equipment, and maybe a little more common sense on the part played by the crew.

Years of "hoarding" has left me with a stash of kits I probably won't finish before I die.

Sarcasm is what I come home to every night .

I got that message all day today, starting around 6:45 this morning. I finally got passed it around 2 this afternoon

Everything "scares" me.

When I bought my Hearse in 2002, It was registered as a commercial truck. I figured it was because of the registered capacity, ... 8500 pounds. She weighed 6554 pounds with a full tank of gas ( and without my fat butt in the seat ) so her hauling capacity was 1946 pounds ..... that's a lot of casket. I re-registered here a a regular car no problems, but she "easily" handled our fully loaded trailer which was 14080 pounds. ( yea... we got some funny looks.) Who says you can't take it with you ???

Fun is ending your sentence , with a word that's hard to use at the beginning of a sentence, thus causing the next poster to become vexed.

I think your designations are right on the money.

Love the paint job! Is that the MPC 1/20 SCALE 3-IN-1 ?

That is just AWESOME!!!!!!! That stance is just "wicked" !

Sheep in Montana are "frightened" of something .

Others often interfere with my modeling time.

First thing I do when I open a kit, I smell the plastic, fondle the parts, and start imagining what I'm going to use or discard.

Waistline has advanced so far that I can no longer see my feet , hope their still there .

I dont know why you guys have such a problem with clutter... ok ... just kidding ... this is how it usually looks... And ... its usually worse than any of these pictures...

Else has got to be the WORST word to try and start a sentence with, but I did it and now you have to ùse detonator.

Ago is the name of the other company that makes toster Waffles, but they taste like barbecued Opossum.

Agencies are looking for me, because of my " Alien" connections. ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Wow ! How did all of you come up with the same answer , at the same time !?!?!?!? Coincidence , ... I think not ...

You got Penutbutter in my Chocolate.

Sorry. It was 1985 and I never thought to take pictures of it. The front and side of it had been smashed Ala Jimmy Hendricks. I first put an old clock in it and hung it on the wall. I then added glowing plastic strings to it.But it was unbalanced and kept slipping to one side. It finally fell off the wall ,so I took some old coffie table legs and screwed one leg to the end of the neck. ( right where the tuning pegs were.) Then I screwed two legs to the lower part of the body. It was definitely cool looking, but it was constantly tipping over. So I traded it to a friend. If I were to build another one, I would probably mount the two legs on the body at opposing angles. ( not a big angle, just enough to keep it stable.)

I use to have an old Stratocaster guitar that I found abandoned in a dumpster. I turned it into a 3 legged table. ?