mnwildpunk

Satuday I was dowtown working for the FBI sittin in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high ( thought it twas whiskey bottles by my side) Bootlegger booziers on my west Side

No kidding jb.

Y'all are right the artist I know it by is jimmy dean the sausage maker

So scott got a lil racey I will too why could the wizard not get the witch pregnant? Because he had a Halloweenie

Every morning youd see him arrive at the mine. he stood 6'6" and weighed 245. He kinda broad at the shoulders and narrow and the hips. Everybody knew you didn't give no lip

Ya I never thought primer would look so nice

yup yup

Take a look at these hands take a look at these hands Theses hands speak hands of a government man I'm a tumbler. Got to skip the rest but the chorus is All I want is to breathe Won't you breathe with me Find a little space so we can move in between And one step ahead of yourself

I would've gotten from the first two lines

rob zombie living dead girl

Purple power I can't stand the stuff we use it at work

It was the 3rd of june on another sleepy dusty delta day I was out choppin cotton and brother was bailin hay

Yes that's why she didn't think it was funny I think lol

Yes ok got kinda an obscure one. I dontcare what you say I'm just like you no matter what u say our hearts are wrong

I just tried this joke on my wife ya she didn't think it was funny

Ok ok I got one I got my head checked by a jumbo jet It wasn't easy but nothing is noooo

Btw I love t.p. so much so I have his box set

No one guessed my last one either

Never thought it would be this tough

From the land of sky blue water lol

america tinman beat me to it lol

Still do that I wake up and in fact dialed her old #a couple times

heard this when I was in the army but it was a navy marine and army man

I disagree you have I don't want to go to Chelsea next yrs model and a few more

I didn't think today would be as hard as it is I lost my mom back on February 6 well today would. Be been her 70th b-day she was a saint and I know mosr people say that but when I had to have a bone morrow transplant at age 22 my mother quit her job to care for me no questions asked I'll never be able to repay that debt but with my job I'm hoping to pay it forward I live today because of her