Getting old jokez

[DrKerry]

A friend sent these to me and now I want to know, which one suits you better????

For me I think 7 fits me!!!!!!! 

 

Aging Gracefully or what I call Guidelines for 2017

1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!

2. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

3. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

4. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...
 
5. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
 
6. When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation...
 
7. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.
 
8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
 
9. The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes."
 
10. I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

[Modeltruckbuilder]

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Edited December 26, 2017 by Modeltruckbuilder

[XJ6]

With out a doubt #7 and #9....Thanks   

Edited June 30, 2017 by XJ6

[cowboy rich]

5,7&9 fit for me

[retired & glad]

For me it would be 1 through 10