DrKerry Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 A friend sent these to me and now I want to know, which one suits you better????For me I think 7 fits me!!!!!!! Aging Gracefully or what I call Guidelines for 20171. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!2. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.3. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.4. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet... 5. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me! 6. When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation... 7. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs working on. 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees. 9. The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes." 10. I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modeltruckbuilder Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 (edited) - Edited December 26, 2017 by Modeltruckbuilder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJ6 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) With out a doubt #7 and #9....Thanks Edited June 30, 2017 by XJ6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy rich Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 5,7&9 fit for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retired & glad Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 For me it would be 1 through 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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