The conffession

[RadRidesByDan]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

[GOTH KUSTOMS]

, Man now that aint right, but it sure made my day

[Tom Jackson]

Thanks For The Laugh

[ricky12]

THANK YOU . I REALY NEEDED THAT .

[MikeMc]

AMEN

[george 53]

Havein been born an raised a catholic, i guess it would be offensive to some, but I got a sense of humor, so I found it funny! Let's be thankful that joke didn't go the OTHER way!

[RadRidesByDan]

Havein been born an raised a catholic, i guess it would be offensive to some, but I got a sense of humor, so I found it funny! Let's be thankful that joke didn't go the OTHER way!

Well George....Im glad you have a sense of humor.....cause as far as im concerned(and being catholic myself) jokes are jokes and people need to have a good laugh.......if one finds jokes it offensive, they just dont have to read them. My opinion is this....everyone finds jokes funny as long as it targets others instaed of them in which ever way. So Im not worried about offending anyone.....cause I dont care....ITS A JOKE!