One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

Vision care, as well as dental and hearing care, is vital when you're young and becomes more and more essential as we age our bodies get older and older.

   (I neglected and abused my body when I was younger and am now paying an enormous price, both physically and financially...)

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Older whiskey, faster horses, and younger women" was a list of things in a song that a man might aspire to if I'm not mistaken.

[LennyB]

Mistaken model parts for dead lady bugs tells me my vision isn't what it used to be.

Edited 4 hours ago by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Be wary of "lady" bugs, 'cause they might be stink bugs wearing costumes.

[Trainwreck]

Costumes are to Halloween what ugly sweaters are to Christmas.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Christmas will be here before we know it!

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

It shall be, it is, it was.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Was da nite befo Crippas n all tru da house not a creetchur was stirrin, not ebun a mouse.

[Trainwreck]

Mouse and frog dissections made me hurl in high school.