One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

Vision care, as well as dental and hearing care, is vital when you're young and becomes more and more essential as we age our bodies get older and older.

   (I neglected and abused my body when I was younger and am now paying an enormous price, both physically and financially...)

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Older whiskey, faster horses, and younger women" was a list of things in a song that a man might aspire to if I'm not mistaken.

[LennyB]

Mistaken model parts for dead lady bugs tells me my vision isn't what it used to be.

Edited November 15 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Be wary of "lady" bugs, 'cause they might be stink bugs wearing costumes.

[Trainwreck]

Costumes are to Halloween what ugly sweaters are to Christmas.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Christmas will be here before we know it!

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

It shall be, it is, it was.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Was da nite befo Crippas n all tru da house not a creetchur was stirrin, not ebun a mouse.

[Trainwreck]

Mouse and frog dissections made me hurl in high school.

[Tim W. SoCal]

School fool tried to be cool by dancing on a stool with a sharp, pointy tool until he slipped in his drool and fell into the pool where his classmates were cruel, challenging him to a duel which isn't the same word as dual.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dual point distributors provide a hotter spark in battery-ignition engines by increasing 'dwell time', either by overlapping the closed time of the points (using one coil to fire all the plugs), or splitting the point duty into two circuits (like the vintage DuCoil and Spalding Flamethrower) using two coils, each one firing half the plugs.

(NOTE: Do NOT trust AI's info on this. I ran the concept through it and got two different explanations. ONE was right. The other one was hopelessly scrambled, obviously drawn from blathering BS posted on the web by 'experts' with no clue)

Edited November 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Plugs are not all the same.

  

[Tim W. SoCal]

Same shovel, different ditch or different shovel, same ditch, I'm not too certain which is which.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Which witch lives in a ditch and combs her hair with a hickory switch?

[Trainwreck]

Switch on summer from a slot machine.

Edited November 15 by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Machine tools made 'offshore' 30+ years ago were often such faithful clones that their performance and accuracy could often be significantly improved by replacing their bearings with US or German counterparts. which fit perfectly in many cases.

[Trainwreck]

Cases of barley pop are a great gift to find under my tree. 

Edited November 15 by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tree crabs are really a thing.    

[Trainwreck]

Thing 1 and thing 2 were instrumental in making The Cat in the Hat a success.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Success succeeds when it's successful, but we need to remember the significance of the passage of time, considering its significance as time passes as well, because it can be, in a word, very significant."

Edited November 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Significant model car kits from my past that were discarded by brother when I went to tech school are now being reproduced for me to collect, build again and enjoy.

[Trainwreck]

Enjoy the little things in life and don't sweat the small stuff because it's just small stuff.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stuff in your eye, even small stuff, can feel like big stuff.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Stuff that people do and things that people say sometimes amazes me and sometimes perplexes me, but one thing that I've found is the world keeps spinning around.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Around here you're not from, huh boy?" said redneck Yoda.

(EDIT: No offense meant to my fellow working-class Southerners. After all...I drive a ratty truck and say "y'all" too.  )

Edited November 15 by Ace-Garageguy