One sentence game

[Trainwreck]

Etsy sells bat scissors and they're just flying off the shelf.

Edited 7 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shelf models don't exist in my house, 'cause I never finish anything.

Edited 6 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wrong 'un" typically means a bad fella in British slang, but apparently has a couple more meanings I didn't know about until I did a little research.

[Trainwreck]

Research without retention is a waste of time. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time without accomplishment is for rocks and their intellectual equivalents.

[Calb56]

Equivalents is s real mean word to leave for me to start a sentence with, especially if you want a sentence that makes any sense or it's equivalent. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Equivalent masses/weights, lengths, and volumes can be expressed in several different measuring systems.