One sentence game

[Trainwreck]

Etsy sells bat scissors and they're just flying off the shelf.

Edited 20 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shelf models don't exist in my house, 'cause I never finish anything.

Edited 19 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wrong 'un" typically means a bad fella in British slang, but apparently has a couple more meanings I didn't know about until I did a little research.

[Trainwreck]

Research without retention is a waste of time. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time without accomplishment is for rocks and their intellectual equivalents.

[Calb56]

Equivalents is s real mean word to leave for me to start a sentence with, especially if you want a sentence that makes any sense or it's equivalent. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Equivalent masses/weights, lengths, and volumes can be expressed in several different measuring systems.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

System of a Down, a heavy metal band formed in Glendale, California in 1994, had hits including "Chop Suey!," "Toxicity," "Aerials," "B.Y.O.B.," and "Hypnotize".

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hypnotize" is what one lovely young woman seemed to do to me whenever we met, just like the guy in the film "The Gods Must be Crazy" who turned into a blithering idiot in the presence of his beloved.

Edited 6 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Trainwreck]

Beloved once and soon forgotten, this is the normal course  of the ill fated "next big thing".

Edited 5 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thing is...ah, never mind.

[Trainwreck]

Mind if I cut in?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"In the year 2525" is the title of this song.

 

[thatz4u]

Song Sung Blue by Neil Diamond is now a new movie.