CB Posted October 16, 2009 Author Posted October 16, 2009 Enoughs contrimplatin'-- time fer to be givin' Herr Gunthar some skin! First step is tearing up pics of politicions (methinks ya'll can see I really likes dat part) Now dat I we gots us a bowl of shredded politicios, some Elmers, water, and an old hamburger tray, we's just 'bout ready. Is kinda nice how Herr Gunthar just hangs out on his stick Nextly, we adds some water to ol Elmer and stirs 'em up a bit...... .....add them shredded perma donners inta th' mix & get 'em good & gooey like.... ...and finallys be wrappin' ol' Gunthar's baked potater brain with 'em Keeped on wrappin' til ol' Gunth started try'n to get away, so ever so gentlys started massagin' all them straps & gooeys & he finally be calmed down. Poor ol' Gunth don't know which way's which now, but nots ta woorry Gunth! I's gots ya covered! Put 'im in the heaty booth... ...and after a few spells all dat goo got nicely set up. Went back at the computer an' did us some allucinating fer to see what be nextly Looky likes the blackened areas gonna be cut out and the greenies added on, but dats further on down the lines, coz we's gotta be gooin' mo' layers firstly-- make ol' Gunthar one thick skinnied clown
Tony T Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Sees ya gotcher rose coloured glasses on there CB! This driver got a baked brain now, what with bein in the heaty booth and all!
CB Posted October 17, 2009 Author Posted October 17, 2009 Hey thanks guys! Yep, good ol' paper mache (however ya spells it ) Beened wantin' to do some of dat for a loooonng time-- good thing ol' Mr SKWIRLS comed along, eh? (What am I saying? ) Andyhows, since it seems we mighta fried-- I mean 'baked' ol' Gunthar's brain, I's plannin' on doin' an auto-topsy on 'im just to sees fer sure. I had ta tells 'im it's all part of the buildem up process today while tryin' to lay out the cut lines on him skull
Custom Hearse Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 YIKES!!! Looks good Cap'n! Just don't let either of them get their teeth near ya!
CB Posted October 18, 2009 Author Posted October 18, 2009 Done got a ton of layers of dat dere papere machete stuffs all twilrled around Gunthar's noggin and were's tryin' to soak up some of the extr gooeys with a paper towel but it stuck! So now the clown is mummifried as well! Stuck ol' mummy clown back in da heaty boot.... .....let 'im chill out there fer a goodly whiles then gived 'im some lip and layed out them lines for to be slicing him skull apart for to be doin' the auto-topsy..... .....and out the corner of me eye I seen this here vision(?) of one purty happy clown He aint got no clue what he be in fer The big moment Ol' Gunth kinda just went limmp I was really sprised that there weren'ts no blood what with all that cuttin'.... but then I remembmered dat this is all a fragments of my imagininations. Anyhows, thar be the li'l ol' blockshead-- all safes & soundly, methinks This here were weird-- some really strange stuff have beeen on me bench, but...... ....as always, I just keeps sayin' me prayers and tryin' to do the right things, whach in this here case seemed I oughta get ol' paper Gunthar cleaned up an' presentable likes & introducks him to whoever dat blockhead be They both seemed to be enjoyin' the moments. Look like I's safe from teef-bites fer awhiles-- whichk 'minds me! Ol' Mr SKWILRLS aint met ol' paper Gunthar yets-- oh boy, I aint lookin' fowrards to dat
george 53 Posted October 18, 2009 Posted October 18, 2009 OK NOW it makes sum kinda senses! lil ol Gunthy 's lookin like a MESS wit all 'em politico's warpin 'is poor lil noggin! Yeeesh I hopeses he don't drive right ta the wite house an try ta get in!!! Well, now that I thinks of it, wats ONE MORE clown livin there gonna do???BUT I thinks Tony hit it rite inna hed,Ya's seein da worl thru ROSE COLORED GLASSESS!!!!! (or izat jus BLOODSHOT eyes!?!?) The Gunthman's comin 'long purty good, mebbe I'll vote fer HIMS the next elecshun!!!!
CB Posted October 18, 2009 Author Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Got ol' Gunth all cutted up & putted back togehters agains and he purty nearly 87% bandages He just look dat ways coz of the antithesia just startin' to wears off. Yeah, he kinda miserables-- I knows the feelings Reaally hated to do it, but hadta put 'im back in the heaty booth Purty soonly he'll be lookin' like new! Cain't wait to see how him & Mr SLWKIRLS gonna gets along. If'n anybody wanta see mo' of 'The birth of Gunthar das Clownen', it be here: http://public.fotki.com/V866/crazy-cars-by-cb/page17.html Edited October 18, 2009 by CB
Tony T Posted October 19, 2009 Posted October 19, 2009 Yowzers! Guntheys comin along great! You gonna smooooth his face out some with more shreddered politicos?? He looking like an alien...I forget the name from an old show...green guy...anyways, I'll think of it...old age. Nice working there CB! Skwerls & Gunthey going to be dynomite!
CB Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 Well Tony, I aint sure if'n there be any mo' shredded politicianos in this here stuff.... ... just might be, but good to be usin' the good ol' 'Celluclay' agin! Had to put a bit of hurt on Gunth what with stickin' dat tootpick in his face, but it just had to be doned-- part of the nose job he gonna get Here be the 'Celluclay' with water added.... ... and here be ol' Gunthar gettin' skinned with it As usual, since me & Gunth'res both kinda sicklys, we gotta go back into the heaty booth fer a spell again. After a goodly spell in the heaty booth, I gived Gunth a good sanding coz he weres just a li'l too uglys fer me with all them lumps & bumps Slicked 'im up with a new hat and he be smilin'-- but methinks dat ol' tophat gonna need a chop & section job, it's just too big-- makes the clown look almost kinda diginifried Next up'll be puttin' his ears in place-- mebbe then we can talk
Bernard Kron Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) I'm constantly amazed by the weird internal self-discipline that allows us to translate what's inside our mind's eye into concrete reality. Dang if all this seemingly random thrashing about hacking at bits of wood and lumps of paper mache isn't resulting in something that looks remarkably like the original drawing! Yer right, that old top hat needs a little crumpling and scrunching and then it'll look just fine... Edited October 25, 2009 by gbk1
Eshaver Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 John, Glen Beck , conservative radio talk show host is always making light out of wrapping ones head with Duct tape . You sir actually did the unthinkable and then did it ! WOW ! meanwhile , I reinterate what I said in my P M to you . You'r e in a place where you should be teaching College art classes . Seriously you really need to call me on tne phone and we will discuss this . Ed Shaver
Tony T Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Gunthar is comin' along great! Wowzwers, CB. Gunthees a wild lookin feller, and will look fab with Sqwirly's wheel in hand!
CB Posted October 28, 2009 Author Posted October 28, 2009 Thanks fellers. Got to spend a li'l quality time with Gunthar t'other day..... ...gave 'im a bit of a facial with some 'White Lightning'. Gotta keep 'im lightweight as much as I can so....... ...after the 'White Lightning' dried I done sanded most of it off, givin' ol' Gunth a li'l mo' better complexion Then I slicked 'im up with a couple ears... .... and started on a new hat fer th' clown. Aint finalriazed just yets-- gotta get 'im & Mr SKWIRLS together for a look see-- his ol' hat gonna be a lot scruffier lookin', probly scrunched a bit from blowin' off during them trips down the strip, but methinks we's on the right trak sizewizes
george 53 Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Capt'n, you SURE ol Gunth AIN'T real??? Looks like an ol buttheaded supervisor I usedta have by the name of Ron Maeder! Welp,,,,, Now that I've thunk 'bout it, Butthead Maeder din't dress that sharp!!! But the ol skwerlmiester still gonna look BETTER!!!
Guest Gramps-xrds Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 CB ol bud, that thing looks awesome . You sure have put a lot of effort into this build and it shows. I commend your skill and imagination.
Tony T Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Nice topper...needs to be scruffy like ya said...awesome!!
CB Posted November 2, 2009 Author Posted November 2, 2009 Was raiding the fridge, and found some leftover Celluclay, figgered I'd slap some on Gunthy's ears... ...had to stick his nose in it first Slapped it on I did, and while it weres settin up, I set 'im down and..... .....started scrunchin' down on 'is topper. Set it down, on the clown, and neither of us frowned.......hmmm Happy with that confragmation, I reinforced the hat with a few layers of them shredded politickyos and some classifieds. The ol' clown is beginnin' to look ok Dat hat still needs something aint sure 'zactly what, mebbe some textures? Eh, we'll figger it outs, can always track down Mr SKEWIRLS and ask him too
george 53 Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 I don't know Capt'n, he doos got a farways look in hims eyes. Might be bringin back ol new years memries! Gotta admit it though, he's is lookin purty good!
Rider Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Looking good CB, how 'bout a dying single flower wiltting?
lonewolf01 Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 or four lost aces in the hat band cant wait to see how squirels gets along with ole gunther
randx0 Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) Gunthar, Can you hear me now? CB, he needs a feather in hims cap! Edited November 2, 2009 by randx0
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