Mr SKWIRLS and Gunthar das clown

[BiggC]

WOW, this is so very cool!!

[CB]

Wowsers! Yinz guys'r way cool heppin' me out with ol' Gunthy

Hmmmmm.....the aces & the feather in hims hat sound just down hims alley

aand the dead flower (poifect!) gotta go in hims lapel!! Thanks! Yinz guys'r the bestest!!

OK, now that we gots that straigithens out....I did figger out what to do fer Gunthy's hat...

.....I's gonna cover it wit' some of this stuff (which I aints at libertys to identifries )

Firstly, I gotta mix up a li'l of this here mildly toxic brew o' gooey stuff to....

...be a smearin' all over G's fedora (kinda seals up any dem politicios what dint get shredded completely)

Once hims beanie were covered with th' gooey glop, I flung the aforesmentioned 'whatever'

on it and some of it stuck, givin' us this here kinda flocky look

Sayed a few words, squirted a few lacquers, sliced up one of me ties ( wha's I doin' wit a TIE???)

and andyhows, the clown is down! with hims newly beatem upped topper!

Ah, the juices wereres flowin today-- or maybes ol' Gunthy's saliva, but we done gots 'im a tongue...

tongue & ears!!! Long as he don't give me no lips, we'll be cool.

So thar he be! All dressed up & headin' fer the painty booth!!!

T'anks again for all the cool ideas!

[Tony T]

Gunthy's gettin' along fabolus! Yessiree, he's startin' to lookin likes he could start givin ya some lip CB! Awesome handy workin there!

[CB]

Got ol' Gunthy all cleaned up & we headed fer the painty booth...

.....just tried painting inside hims inner mouth area, but guess I done got some

in hims sinuses and he started a thrashin' around and Oh, what a mess!

He finally calmed down, and we got 'im greened up

Got 'im to un-swallow hims tongue fer some pics.......

....so on with his top hat and we just might go see Mr SKWIRLS!

Guess it might help if'n I give 'im some eyeballs first....

[george 53]

Capt'n wat were them lil red beedy eyes lookin back at us? I think they's waz purty cool lookin! Of course, if'n hes be needin GLASSES I cud unnerstan. Doos he?

[Tony T]

Yowza! Him's an ugly feller ain't he? Him's Mum must be proud! Fantastic work there, CB!

[CB]

Finally got ol' Mr SWLKIRSL and Gunthar together

While Gunthy's head were rollin' around somewheres I done stuffed hims torso

in dat hole in Mr SKWIRLS 'head'

Then almost tripped over Gunthy's hat and one 'ims eyeballs

Founded the fruit and started gittin' 'im situationated.....

.......or so I thought. MAN! I thought things weres bad just dealin' with Mr SLWKIRLS--

now I gots to deal wit this stupid brainless clown (guess I could always make 'im one)

Finally got 'em hooked up. Gonna havta do some adjustin' on Gunthy's eyeballs

so's he don't be steerin' Mr SKWIRLS down no wrongo path

C'mon Gunthy! Eyes on da road!

Good grief!!! Guess ya can't be 'xpecting much outa a clown

wit balloon eyesballs, sandpapers tongue, no teeth, no brain.

Guess me & Gunthy gots us a ways to go......

[Foxer]

I first wondered about some clown stealing the squirrel thunder from Mr Skwirls, but now.. seeing what it has come to.. !!!

Beware the Damnastic Duo!!!

Edited November 11, 2009 by Foxer

[BKIN10SECS]

CB...yous a fweakin pickycaso of pwastic a fweakin whambwant of whacky Very Kool Brother!!!!!!!

[george 53]

Ya know Capt'n, COULD this REALLY be sum kinda SELF PORTRAIT???????

[Rider]

Looks great CB, aren't you worried about the ballon eyes shrinking over time, or are they just for mock up?

[CB]

"Damnastic Duo"

Me like!! A real pear-- I means pair-- a crazy VdubbyU wit a blown 4banger fer a brain an' a clown wit no brain! Almost like....uh-- I aint sayin' nuttin' more

Yeah Gorge, ol' Gunthy must be kinda likes me self portraits Caint wait to be givin' him some hair

Yep Plastic, dem balloony eyeballs're just fer mockup. Gotta figger out how's I gonna do dems. Goin' for as little weight as possibly-- right now everting leaning toward makin' a couple bucks and droppin' some warm pliable styreney sheet over dem bucks-- lessen I can comes up wit some other ideas like maybe heat & deform a couple pingy pong balls, or mebbe a couple Sharpie caps?

[george 53]

Capt'n get you some eggs, poke you a hole in one end with a sharp pencil, an poke you a bigger one at the oppisite end, an BLOW the yolk out the BIGGER hole. It'll leave you with a perfectly good EMPTY eggshell an you can paint it up as you please AN it'll be SUPER light!

[BKIN10SECS]

Maybe even sum of dem lil pinga ponga balls....

[Tony T]

Damnastic Duo! Man, I wished I'd thought o'that!! Gunthyand sqwirls are looking...UGLY! Er, I mean really cool, CB! (Awesome vision, and fixin em up together). Fabulus idear to keep the weight down on the front wheels!! Lighten up the brainless driver!!

[CB]

Capt'n get you some eggs, poke you a hole in one end with a sharp pencil, an poke you a bigger one at the oppisite end, an BLOW the yolk out the BIGGER hole. It'll leave you with.......

Don't think so George!

Ol' Gunthy gonna be lookin' freaky enuff with kinda 'normal' size eyeballs--

these here eggs just toooo bigly-- mebbe if'ns I find some li'l birdy eggs

Well.......enuff o' dat......

.....got started formin' up some teeths for Gunty. Get to work with my favorite tool--

the torch! Also love the stretchin' sprue thing-- it can get addickting.

Wounded up with a bunch of double ended toothy blanks...

....and after workin' a blank over a bit, basickally just cutting 'em to size and

doin' a bit of filing we gots us a nice li'l fang fer Gunthy.

Slopped some superdupers on a couple fangs & set 'em in place. He gonna look good!

[george 53]

Welp then, now we at least knows how big hims head is!!! No ego, jus a BIG ol head!!! You thank the Pingy pongy balls'll woik? Or ya could call in a seein eyes doggy ta help 'im drive da skwirlly one. kinda like a seein eye DRIVER!! At lease ya don gottsta make 'im no eyesballs. Hey they's ALOTTTA folks what caint see for sh!t drivein out theyer, he's jus be anothern!!!!

[Tony T]

The fangs are lookin mighty sharp there CB! Eyeballs - keep an eye out at the crafty store. Should be some kinda styreefoam, plasticky or woody type roundy or ovally thingys yer can use up fer him socket-fillers. Can't wait to see whatcher comes up wit!

Edited November 16, 2009 by Tony T

[CB]

Spended a goodly part of the morning gettin' more fangs for Gunthy fabbed up......

.....these here cat claw clippers weres a big help Got 'em in a basket of cat goodies

that I won recemtly They looked purty goodly for cuttin' spruesies and they do.

Kinda looks like I beened rippin' teeths outa ol' Gunthy, but like so much of me life

it's backwarsds-- makin' a pile of toofs before I opens up the superduper gooey stuffs.

It weres kinda messy, so's I figgered I'd spare everbodies any pix--

got 'em all stuck in Gunthy's face, cleaned 'im up, and started shootin'.

Almost passed out after this here shot-- Man! do he have some badly breath!

Figgered this here might be a good ID pic fer Gunthy fer on hims driver license

Yep, ol' Gunthsy aint gots 'im no brain, but hims one happy, ughly clown

Gettin' closer to gettin' all dem teeths together (hims & Mr SKWIRLS teefs dat is)

[Foxer]

that clown needs help!

[george 53]

Welp, ol Gunthy's lookin purty bad, an I mean that in the UN-nicest way! HOOO WEEE, hims is One UUUUGGGGLLLLLYYYY mo-fo! Looks kinda like that ol super of mine. NAWWW , now that I thinks about it, Ron WAS uglier!!!

[Tony T]

He be ughlier every time I sees him! Nice work! Them theres a face only him Mama could love, fer sure!!

[CB]

I had put ol' Gunthy inna nother room here coz since I gived 'im his teeths he been a yappin' almost as bad as ol' Mr SKWIRLS Didn't get hardly no sleep last nite.... Affer I finally woked up more or less I figgered I'd try & deal wit the clown....

....so I heads fer the other room-- and this be what I finds! Don't even wanna try and imagines

just what me cat Walker and Gunthy weres up to

Figgered best thing to do would be to take the clown down into the basement where it's nice and

cooly and shove a hunka wood in 'ims eye socket But he seem to be likin' dat too........

I did the count to 10 thing and tried to takes control of the sitcheyation....

....grabbed dat hunka woodly & hacked it halfways & stuck 'im again.

Didn't like the looks of them flat front eyeballs, so I ripped 'em out and did some sandin' on 'em.

Everting worked out goodly, and ol' Gunthy finally started loosin' hims attitudes, just checking out

hims surroundings....

Sorry to interrupts Gunthy, but I gots to be informin' the good fellers on the fordum herebouts 'bouts

just what we gonna be doin' nextly. These here 'buck-eyes' gonna be fer formin' up some nice lightweight eyeballs fer ya outa some dem pingy pongy balls.

Gonna cut a hole in a pingy ball, try & soften it up in some boily waters then try formin' dat hot

plastic over these here 'buck-eyes'. Whatta ya think Gunthy?

Cool, Misser CB!!!

[george 53]

Capt'n Meethinks ya'll gonna hafta see you some O docters. Ya know an Optymolygist AND an Orthydontyist! You gom hafta be payin out som BIG OL BUCKS ta get hims lookin right! 'Less o' corse ya ACTUALLY WANTS him ta be lookin THAT ugly!!!! Ya know wats THEY say, the seed don't fall TOO far frum de tree!!!!

[Ryan S.]

This is one fun, crazy, cool, captivating and just down right entertaining "bulids". Ol Gunth is really coming along good I hope Skwirls like his new buddy! Keep it going CB!