Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Yeah, my spellchecker learned 'clearence' where yours learned 'ram.' Too bad our fingers don't always know as much as we do! I share your pain!
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Yeah, my spellchecker learned 'clearence' where yours learned 'ram.' Too bad our fingers don't always know as much as we do! Oh, sure, Andy! Run in and edit it before my post hits the boards so I look like a fuel! You see, kids, he figured out that he made a typing error, too! But he fixed it while I was posting ... sheeeesh! Oh, well, who cares anyway?
Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 I know: And you feel too lousy to remember the other eleven or thirteen steps, right? I thought that was for the dyslexic 12 step program.
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) What? I bring you down here, look you in the eye, and tell you what's what, and what? Edited October 27, 2010 by Darin Bastedo
Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Oh, sure, Andy! Run in and edit it before my post hits the boards so I look like a fuel! You see, kids, he figured out that he made a typing error, too! But he fixed it while I was posting ... sheeeesh! Oh, well, who cares anyway? It's cool, man! English really sucks as a language. It's even worse when you have fat fingers on a keyboard! There is very little consistency to it. It's really a mongrel and getting worse all the time as we adopt more words from other languages and butcher them as badly as we do our own words. It's a wonder that so many people want to learn it. I always dig your posts, Danno!
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 I think this thread makes a lot more sense than most of them we usually see here ...
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) I thought that was for the dyslexic 12 step program. no the dyslexia one is a 21 pets program Edited October 27, 2010 by Darin Bastedo
Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 I bring you down here, look you in the eye, and tell you what's what, and what? OK
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) OK Don't worry I need only make twelve more of these idiotic posts to get my post count up to 1000. Edited October 27, 2010 by Darin Bastedo
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 It's cool, man! English really sucks as a language. It's even worse when you have fat fingers on a keyboard! There is very little consistency to it. It's really a mongrel and getting worse all the time as we adopt more words from other languages and butcher them as badly as we do our own words. It's a wonder that so many people want to learn it. I always dig your posts, Danno! I always find amusement in reading the 'typings' of those voice-driven 'speak to type' programs. Grate thyme trying to tale what pimple mint two right.
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Don't worry I need only make twelve more of these idiotic posts to get my post count up to 1000. This looks bad. I was just trying to make enough idiotic posts to catch up with you!
Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Don't worry I need only make twelve more of these idiotic posts to get my post count up to 1000. I lost count of how many of my 2,370+ posts were idiotic! Probably a lot of them! Could be all of them!!
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 This looks bad. I was just trying to make enough idiotic posts to catch up with you! Good luck, but try as hard as you want you will never be as Idiotic as me.
Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 But of course it does!! After all, I have been a major contributor to it!!! how could it be less than magnificent!?! I do bow to your magnificenceness!!
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 But of course it does!! After all, I have been a major contributor to it!!! how could it be less than magnificent!?! Did I just hear Gregg? Oh, no. It was Mark channeling Gregg!
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Good luck, but try as hard as you want you will never be as Idiotic as me. Maybe, but I'm Avis; I try harder!
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Maybe, but I'm Avis; I try harder! At a past job of mine a cow-worker of mine and I were discussing the new corporate stratagy, that I said was "the hieght of stupidity" at which point my manager appeared and asked "What is the hieght of stupidity?" I looked at him towering over me and answered, "I'd say approximately 6'1". i didn't work there much longer.
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Isn't that Co-Worker? Jest fixing your spelling errors. THANKS WheelMAN! I could only wish that were a typo, but the spelling was intentional. it's DNRC reference.
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 At a past job of mine a cow-worker of mine and I were discussing the new corporate stratagy, that I said was "the hieght of stupidity" at which point my manager appeared and asked "What is the hieght of stupidity?" I looked at him towering over me and answered, "I'd say approximately 6'1". i didn't work there much longer. I had a cow-boss like that.
Danno Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Seems that "Ignore Wheelman" is working nicely..... We're not intentionally ignoring you, just accidentally ignoring you! (Your Cone of Obfuscation is working!)
Modelmartin Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 At a past job of mine a cow-worker of mine and I were discussing the new corporate stratagy, that I said was "the hieght of stupidity" at which point my manager appeared and asked "What is the hieght of stupidity?" I looked at him towering over me and answered, "I'd say approximately 6'1". i didn't work there much longer. Darin, You are my new HERO! I am so proud of you! I am now working for this red-headed stepchild of an owner of this business I work at. I know he will fire me at some point. The union will protect me to a degree but the shop steward brown noses the anus/owner shamelessly! I want to go out in style and I will keep in mind your presence of mind and wit when the time comes!
Darin Bastedo Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 Darin, You are my new HERO! I am so proud of you! I am now working for this red-headed stepchild of an owner of this business I work at. I know he will fire me at some point. The union will protect me to a degree but the shop steward brown noses the anus/owner shamelessly! I want to go out in style and I will keep in mind your presence of mind and wit when the time comes! It was easy at that job. it was a lousy job and was getting worse, so the fear of termination was almost non-existant
MikeMc Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 I had a cow-boss like that. Quite good at Bovine Scatology ??
highway Posted October 27, 2010 Posted October 27, 2010 And it's even better when your reading this AND listening to "Seinfeld" at the same time!!!
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