Texting and Tweeting for Seniors

[Agent G]

Since none of us are getting any younger, I provide these for ready reference.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

G

[MikeMc]

As an old fart who hates it all, I know you forgot one......STFU !!!!

Sorry To Forget U................. B)

[Nick F40]

Ok, now this is awesome! I love it I'm going to use these

[Railfreak78]

Funny stuff Wayne. Made me laugh after a long day

[Terry Sumner]

Boy ain't it the truth!

[Guest Sickfish]

Just WTF doe's this BS have to do with Model Car building?

[sjordan2]

That made me laugh so hard, I WTFA.

[Guest Johnny]

Just WTF doe's this BS have to do with Model Car building?

You mean WTFDTBSHTDWMCB???

[Sully]

Now that's funny...........I don't care who you are. Thanks for the good laugh!!!!!!!

Sully

[ra7c7er]

That's awesome.

Edited December 21, 2010 by ra7c7er

[Greg Cullinan]

Thanks,needed a laugh.

Will pass this on to my parents as we have them texting nowadays.

Cruel and unusual punishment? We are giving my Dad a Droid for Christmas.

[Wagoneer81]

Thanks,needed a laugh.

Will pass this on to my parents as we have them texting nowadays.

Cruel and unusual punishment? We are giving my Dad a Droid for Christmas.

I love my parents, have the utmost respect for them and with them both in their 70's, I know how lucky I am to still have them both, but... they both stepped off the technology train about 20 years ago.. I mean Mom and Dad with a cell phone is like watching a monkey contemplate a math problem... G, Love the list, gonna steal many of those!

Edited December 21, 2010 by Wagoneer81