Agent G Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Since none of us are getting any younger, I provide these for ready reference. ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil G
MikeMc Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 As an old fart who hates it all, I know you forgot one......STFU !!!! Sorry To Forget U................. B)
Nick F40 Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Ok, now this is awesome! I love it I'm going to use these
Railfreak78 Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Funny stuff Wayne. Made me laugh after a long day
Guest Sickfish Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Just WTF doe's this BS have to do with Model Car building?
Guest Johnny Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Just WTF doe's this BS have to do with Model Car building? You mean WTFDTBSHTDWMCB???
Sully Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Now that's funny...........I don't care who you are. Thanks for the good laugh!!!!!!! Sully
ra7c7er Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 (edited) That's awesome. Edited December 21, 2010 by ra7c7er
Greg Cullinan Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Thanks,needed a laugh. Will pass this on to my parents as we have them texting nowadays. Cruel and unusual punishment? We are giving my Dad a Droid for Christmas.
Wagoneer81 Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 (edited) Thanks,needed a laugh. Will pass this on to my parents as we have them texting nowadays. Cruel and unusual punishment? We are giving my Dad a Droid for Christmas. I love my parents, have the utmost respect for them and with them both in their 70's, I know how lucky I am to still have them both, but... they both stepped off the technology train about 20 years ago.. I mean Mom and Dad with a cell phone is like watching a monkey contemplate a math problem... G, Love the list, gonna steal many of those! Edited December 21, 2010 by Wagoneer81
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