Harry P. Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 Or use against vampires... They also carry a nice selection of sharp wooden stakes and garlic necklaces...
Harry P. Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 Is that a setup for a joke? I don't know. Why can lawyers eat garlic?
Ace-Garageguy Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) I'm just curious. The common knowledge is that blood-sucking vampires hate the stuff, but lawyers seem to have no problem with it. Hmmmm... PC disclaimer: I've actually known one or two lawyers who were NOT blood-sucking vampires, so I apologize for painting them all with the bloody stereotype brush. Edited August 5, 2014 by Ace-Garageguy
ToyLvr Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 Q: Why don't snakes bite lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.... ;-) (corny joke provided by a friend of mine who's a lawyer) BTW, I went to the local HL recently, and suffered no ill effects other than my wallet losing weight after passing the discount aisle.
Tom Geiger Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 I saw that.. a full selection of wood crosses in all kinds of sizes, all primer white.... like the ones people put on on the road. Or use against vampires... They also carry a nice selection of sharp wooden stakes and garlic necklaces... And I was trying to be sooo good! My first thought was, 'If the dog dies, I know where I can get a cross for his grave." Then I thought about it a minute... I don't know if Ted is Christian.. never thought to ask him!
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